I'm glen beck...why don't you like me???

[kid a]

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. Because you speak from your rectum,

which is incidentally placed where your head should be.

[bridgit]

2. gee whiz that dude is a dumb-ass...

where do they get people like that :shrug:

[KamaAina]

3. 'Cause I'm a radical Muslim al-Qaeda terrorist sympathizer.

Why else wouldn't I like you?

:sarcasm:

[edbermac]

4. You were born.

:spank:

[Deep13]

5. I just don't like men who wear pink shirts.

Besides, you are a mean-spirited, fear-driven, provincially-minded, reactionary person who would rather assume that America is always right while blaming victims for their suffering. No one is always right and when you have the most powerful nation in the world, its mistakes are bound to be severe. Further, you feel threatened by anyone with a different point of view and feel a need to attack them personally rather than listening and considering their views and perhaps learning something new.

[AlCzervik]

6. White supremacists really aren't my kind of people.

[Chiyo-chichi]

7. Because I accidentally heard you TALK for about fifteen seconds one day.