who *won't* you shower with?

[leftofthedial]

I won't shower with vegetarians, for obvious reasons.

Who do you refuse to shower with?

[Deja Q]

1. Depends on which shower we're in at the time...

:yoiks:

[Left Is Write]

2. I'm not a big fan of showering with anybody.

But I for sure wouldn't shower with GWB or any of his lackeys.

[trof]

3. matcom. For obvious reasons:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6195762#6195871

[Mad_Dem_X]

47. LMAO! n/t

[Chan790]

4. huh?

Not that I'm keen on showering with other guys but why won't you shower with vegetarians? Unless you mean you won't date vegetarians and don't shower with peeps you're not dating. Then the question becomes why not date vegetarians?

[leftofthedial]

6. because they stare

at my meat disapprovingly

[Chan790]

8. um-huh...

yeah that's a bad joke...I guess I walked into that one though.

[MrSlayer]

5. Dwarves.

It's a promise I intend to keep.

[WI_DEM]

7. me, I absolutely refuse to shower with myself.

[Blue-Jay]

9. I refuse to shower with folks who pee in the shower.

Then again, *I* pee in the shower.



I guess I refuse to shower with myself. Or something.

[Fleshdancer]

10. Bill O'Reilly

For obvious reasons

[Goblinmonger]

26. But he's a loofah master.

He'd be great for exfoliation.

[Cabcere]

32. That may be, but

I feel like you'd probably need another shower to wash off all the creepy-ness. :puke:

[TransitJohn]

11. My mom.

:evilgrin:

[donheld]

43. Me too

I will not shower with your mom either. :evilgrin:

[LaraMN]

12. Anyone who uses stinky body wash.

I have standards!

[crim son]

13. The last time I showered somebody other than one of my kids

I think I was twenty-eight and a goddess. These days I shower alone and I like it that way.

[leftofthedial]

17. yep. 29-year-old goddesses

need their privacy

[crim son]

24. That's about when the marriage went to serious shit.

I was still a goddess at 35 :P

[LaurenG]

14. Why do you hate vegetarians

or America or do that casting asparagus thing?

:rofl:

[leftofthedial]

18. I love vegetarians

but they don't like me

:sigh:

[LaurenG]

46. Well, that may not be entirely true.

I had something I was going to say but it was too racy. Suffice it to say that I am a vegetarian and there is no problem re: what you posted above. :rofl:

[pintobean]

15. This guy.

Not to worry. For him, shower is a 4 letter word.

[leftofthedial]

20. :shower is a four-letter word"

:rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

37. Yes, S-O-U-R

As in "Take a sour! Morans" :P

[xchrom]

16. sadly -- i'm a person of loose morals and have a rather broad range of tastes --

so that aren't many i wouldn't shower with.

and money or liquor brings that number appalingly low.

[RetroLounge]

28. hang on, I'll get a bottle and stop by the ATM

on my way over...

:9

RL

[xchrom]

45. ...

:hi: :evilgrin:

[rhino47]

19. Homophobes

That or bigfoot.

[Parche]

21. VEGETARIANS

What is the reason you wont shower with vegetarians??? Lettuce hear the explanation, is it because they turnip the heat? Or they peas in the shower? Sounds corny but true!!!!

[amitten]

33. That was horrible. All of it. n/t

[Cabcere]

34. Yeah, it really was.

(Wish I'd thought of it!) :P :hi:

[sakabatou]

22. Anyone

I like showering alone. It just creeps me out showering with other people.

[liontamer]

23. you

:P

[noamnety]

25. brides.

Urgh, I hate hate hate bridal showers.

[volstork]

31. babies

Baby showers suck, too. All those damn diaper genies.....

[femmocrat]

27. Sewer rats.

[GoneOffShore]

29. My two cats

And I won't eat with v*g*t*ri*ns.

[mitchum]

30. Marion Crane

[Redstone]

35. Are you taking about one-on one, or as a group, like in the Army or at a gym?

There's a big difference, there.

Redstone

[necklace]

36. Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld would be at the top of my list...

Not even if my life depended on it!
x(

[ForrestGump]

38. if he was still alive,

Anthony Perkins...

[reyd reid reed]

39. ....

:scared:

Or his 'mother'.

[reyd reid reed]

40. It's a looooooong list

A gal's gotta have *some* scruples, after all.

:shrug:

[leftofthedial]

50. and there is no place like the shower

to be scrupulous

[dEMOK]

41. I refuse to shower with...

...anyone who won't have me.

[Name removed]

42. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[hfojvt]

44. Dick Cavett, and

TV actors who look like Dick Cavett

[LynneSin]

48. Not only anyone in the Bush Regime

but just about anyone who is Republican too

[NewWaveChick1981]

49. Fundies and neocons. No quantity of soap or industrial-strength cleasners can remove that stench.

:scared: I'm afraid the skank would stick to me too... :puke:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

51. how close are we showering? if its close than i only shower with one person.

and i havent showered alone in ages. i might have to today

[youthere]

52. CarrotTop...Boy it's amazing how many times I've posted that as my answer today.