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rhino47 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 07:16 PM Original message |
What are the best lines to make fundies heads explode? |
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YDogg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 07:18 PM Response to Original message |
1. That'd send my next door neighbor into orbit. |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 07:19 PM Response to Original message |
2. "Stop fellating me." |
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rhino47 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 07:21 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. LMFAO okay u owe me a moniter. |
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Maine-ah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 07:49 PM Response to Reply #3 |
21. is that tea made from chia pets? |
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rhino47 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 07:53 PM Response to Reply #21 |
22. Lmao ! |
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Maine-ah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 07:55 PM Response to Reply #22 |
25. why thankyou! |
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rhino47 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 07:34 PM Response to Reply #2 |
12. What if they then ask me to start blue ? |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 07:54 PM Response to Reply #12 |
24. Follow your instincts, young padawan. |
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nonconformist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 10:09 AM Response to Reply #2 |
51. ...... |
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deucemagnet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 07:25 PM Response to Original message |
4. Speaker Pelosi. |
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Poiuyt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 08:42 PM Response to Reply #4 |
29. Or President Hillary |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 07:26 PM Response to Original message |
5. Ask me about my gay marriage. |
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rhino47 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 07:28 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. Is that a guinea pig chimp? eom |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 07:28 PM Response to Reply #6 |
8. tis. |
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rhino47 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 07:31 PM Response to Reply #8 |
10. Its soooooooooooooo cute !! |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 07:34 PM Response to Reply #10 |
13. i would love to see a pic. |
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rhino47 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 07:38 PM Response to Reply #13 |
15. Here she is |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 07:43 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. Tease! |
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rhino47 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 07:47 PM Response to Reply #17 |
19. This is what she looks like.For real this time lol. |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 07:53 PM Response to Reply #19 |
23. omg sooooo cute!!!!!! |
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calico1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 07:28 PM Response to Original message |
7. Inject the phrase"Jesus Fucking Christ" often |
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rhino47 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 07:32 PM Response to Reply #7 |
11. I do that already without thinking about it lol |
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HiFructosePronSyrup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 07:31 PM Response to Original message |
9. You don't need to act macho, you're not fooling anybody. |
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xchrom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 07:36 PM Response to Original message |
14. jesus was/is gay and his lover was/is john. |
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rhino47 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 07:41 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. Yep that would do it. |
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xchrom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 07:49 PM Response to Reply #16 |
20. indeed. |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 07:47 PM Response to Original message |
18. Four simple words: "Yeah? And so what?" |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 08:04 PM Response to Original message |
26. "Jesus was a socialist who hung around with terrorists." |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 10:28 PM Response to Reply #26 |
36. Even worse: He was a JEWISH socialist! |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 02:45 PM Response to Reply #26 |
65. "Jesus was a feminist! Jesus was a feminist!" |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 03:16 PM Response to Reply #26 |
69. "Iscariot" doesn't mean "of the Zealots". It means "of Kerioth". |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 05:16 PM Response to Reply #69 |
71. Does it really? |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 06:34 PM Response to Reply #71 |
80. The proper nickname for a member of the Zealotes was "Zealotes". |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 08:34 PM Response to Original message |
27. a religion |
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joneschick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 08:38 PM Response to Original message |
28. we will pray for you.... |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 05:55 PM Response to Reply #28 |
78. Excellent idea! |
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Manifestor_of_Light (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 09:33 PM Response to Original message |
30. from their own bible |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 09:36 PM Response to Original message |
31. ""So if Adam and Eve were the first people, and they only had sons, |
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SKKY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 05:53 PM Response to Reply #31 |
77. Wait, Wait, so if they only had sons, that means that in order to populate... |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 06:00 PM Response to Reply #77 |
79. And even if they'd had a daughter, it would still imply sibling incest. |
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driver8 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 10:06 PM Response to Original message |
32. "Bush wipes his ass with the Constitution." |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 10:10 PM Response to Original message |
33. Go pray in your closet. Your savior had a thing or two to say about people who made a show of piety. |
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Whoa_Nelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 10:24 PM Response to Original message |
34. This sign at my front door works "miracles" |
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rhino47 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 04:54 AM Response to Reply #34 |
39. lol Do you mind if I use that? |
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Whoa_Nelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 09:51 AM Response to Reply #39 |
46. Feel Free |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 10:26 PM Response to Original message |
35. I asked one time why Jesus hung out with 12 guys and man, did they get pissed. |
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Lethe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 10:43 PM Response to Original message |
37. there was no Original Sin because..... |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 10:58 PM Response to Reply #37 |
38. god told them not to |
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hyphenate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 05:32 AM Response to Original message |
40. I learned a couple |
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Egalitarian (379 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 05:39 AM Response to Original message |
41. To me, we are both atheists. I just reject one more god than you. |
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Orsino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 07:56 AM Response to Original message |
42. "Love thy neighbor as thyself." |
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Beer Snob-50 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 09:04 AM Response to Original message |
43. Clinton/Carter were probably the best presidents |
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Redbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 09:16 AM Response to Original message |
44. America invented the separation of church and state ... |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 09:35 AM Response to Original message |
45. If you're on the phone... |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 10:41 AM Response to Reply #45 |
52. And here I thought that line originated on "Sesame Street" |
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Paladin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 10:01 AM Response to Original message |
47. We live in a democracy, not a republic." |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 10:01 AM Response to Original message |
48. 9/11 was Bush's biggest failure. |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 10:04 AM Response to Original message |
49. God made the dinosaurs gay |
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nonconformist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 10:09 AM Response to Original message |
50. "Does the word "batshit" mean anything to you?" nt |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 10:48 AM Response to Original message |
53. I have told Jehovah's Witnesses that I'm an atheist |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 11:20 AM Response to Reply #53 |
59. So have I. Maybe they were Mormons. Didn't ask. |
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SKKY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 05:49 PM Response to Reply #53 |
76. Two Jehova's Witnesses asked me once, "Are you interested in the Jehova's Witnesses?" |
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darkstar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 11:09 AM Response to Original message |
54. Freedom isn't free. When's our next tax cut rebate check coming? |
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NoGOPZone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 11:09 AM Response to Original message |
55. Ask them the correct spelling of their name |
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William Bloode (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 11:13 AM Response to Original message |
56. Heres a good one. |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 11:14 AM Response to Original message |
57. Do you REALLY tithe?????? |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 11:16 AM Response to Original message |
58. I'm a gay, Muslim, socialist working for a single world government. |
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Maccagirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 11:45 AM Response to Original message |
60. Just call any one of their "patriots" |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 11:54 AM Response to Original message |
61. Could you call back or come back later? |
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TallahasseeGrannie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 12:12 PM Response to Original message |
62. What's your sign? |
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bluescribbler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 12:12 PM Response to Original message |
63. Here are two I used |
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fla nocount (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 02:38 PM Response to Original message |
64. Anything that makes their opinion insignificant |
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Shakespeare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 02:57 PM Response to Original message |
66. SPEAKER Pelosi. MAJORITY leader Hoyer. MAJORITY leader Reid. |
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Rambis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 03:11 PM Response to Original message |
67. Can't talk now I have to go pick up my friend |
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jakefrep (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 03:13 PM Response to Original message |
68. "So, when are your kids joining the Army?... |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 03:19 PM Response to Original message |
70. Why can't you accept God's word as it is revealed to the Pope? |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 05:18 PM Response to Original message |
72. Tell them you're on your way to worship Satan and offer to let them come along. |
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Madspirit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 05:34 PM Response to Original message |
73. Can I date your daughter? |
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Brewman_Jax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 05:41 PM Response to Original message |
74. I've said... |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-16-07 05:42 PM Response to Original message |
75. Find WMD yet? |
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