Who's Anna Nicole's baby daddy?

[MonkeyFunk]

Poll question: Who's Anna Nicole's baby daddy?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. Other.

Bornaginhooligan.

[MonkeyFunk]

2. Get in line for the paternity test

yours is scheduled right after Danny Bonaduce's.

[Shell Beau]

3. I don't know, but poor little girl. I hope her daddy is the one who

will take best care of her!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

4. As her father, I can make sure...

that she's raised by the finest au pairs that money can buy.

[Shell Beau]

6. That 88 million can buy?

:P

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

7. Maybe a few thousand.

Let's not go crazy.

[Shell Beau]

9. Hahahaha!

She stands to inherit something in that ballpark!

[MonkeyFunk]

5. sadly

I'm not sure any of these whackjobs will do a good job. They should award custody to Madonna.

[Shell Beau]

8. Oh really?

I was thinking Britney Spears!

[WI_DEM]

11. What about Mia Farrow?

[Shell Beau]

12. Don't forget Angelina!

[MonkeyFunk]

15. no way

I read Angelina stuffs her lips with Cambodian orphans. It's all a big ruse.

[Maine-ah]

17. ROFLMAO!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Initech]

10. Is it Chef? Officer Barbrardy? Mr. Garrison?

[Shell Beau]

13. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

:rofl:


I loved that episode!

[Initech]

14. The Anna Nicole thing is South Park come to life!

:popcorn:

[MonkeyFunk]

16. BREAKING!!

Keith Olbermann about to report that Anna Nicole's stalker now claims to be the father. From prison.

[YDogg]

18. Not me, FWIW.

[WI_DEM]

19. Orrin Hatch?

[NNadir]

20. Actually it was one of Kucinich's staffers.

Kucinich just thinks he's the father.

The baby, by the way, has announced that she is running for President.

[Poiuyt]

21. Skinner

[Saboburns]

22. Bill Clinton

Gotta be.

[barb162]

23. I don't know but the faster that DNA test is done, the better

The whole thing is such a circus

[NewWaveChick1981]

24. Charles Manson...

:rofl: :hi:

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

25. Can we recycle Time Magazine's "Person of the Year" cover?

Maybe a dedicated "Whose her Daddy?" issue.

With that mirror paper on the front.

It wouldn't be any lamer this time than it was the first time.



This little girl's going to have an interesting upbringing, guaranteed.

[struggle4progress]

26. Ya left off the cabinet minister in the Bahamas!

:shrug:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6187445&mesg_id=6187445

[Blue-Jay]

27. The Denver Broncos

[LibraLiz1973]

28. Watching ET this week I really am starting to wonder if

Howard K. IS in fact the father.
Looking at the baby now, she resembles Howards sister.
Also, her hair is coming in brown & I do see a little bit of Howard in her.

I dont think larry jerkhead is the pop- my money has been on old man marshall for a while now.

Who effin knows

[begin_within]

29. The "You're So Vain" guy

[dysfunctional press]

30. warren beatty?

nt.

[begin_within]

31. We'll never know. Only Carly Simon and Dick Ebersol know, and they'll never tell.

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

32. The father is

Seriously, It's old man Marshall, She would of been pregnant during the supreme court hearing last spring and why else would have they look further into that case and make a ruling in Anna's favor.

[bleedingheart]

33. I joked with a coworker it might be her late son Danny

now wouldn't that just turn into the ultimate circus.

I said that after her son died mysteriously and the dna circus started.

After she died, my coworker told me that she is starting to think I may be right.

[Mad_Dem_X]

34. I've heard that, too

I forget where...somebody said Daniel was the father. EW! :scared:

[bleedingheart]

35. there would be a major ick factor going on if it was the case

however if I am proven correct...I will of course be doing the rounds on all the major talk shows in order to discuss my psychic skills and talk about my new book about how I knew Nicole even though I never met her..


:evilgrin:

[AllegroRondo]

36. Colonel Mustard in the Study with the Candlestick

[DianaForRussFeingold]

37. Howard Stern is not a fit father.

He would have provided a new will to include the baby! A real father would be more concerned about the baby. I see no real concern from Stern about Anna's baby who I believe is in real danger. The real father would have never helped Anna to get drugs. I guess a drugged up Anna was more controllable. Howard Stern, should at the very least, be charged with negligence in both Anna's and Daniel's death!