Help me Loungemates, I've been drinking and looking on ebay

[itsmesgd]

the last time that I did this I bought a ukelele.
Please tell me that I dont need anymore Kangol hats. I'm a straight male, but I am tempted by a turquoise blue wool hat.

[Hugin]

1. Any Fezes?

Those go great with a smoking jacket.

[Generic Brad]

2. Why search Ebay? There are collectible figurines right here.

I don't know if it's for sale though.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6196071

[Poiuyt]

17. Hey that's mine!

I'd be happy to sell it to you. Chicks really dig guys who collect figurines, you know. It is broken so I'll have to glue it together for you before you buy it.

[GoneOffShore]

3. Step away from the Kangol!

And no one gets hurt.

[itsmesgd]

5. oh god, I'm weak and buzzed

thanks for the support

[Capn Sunshine]

4. Hey, here's something you can use

Yukon Charlie Rabbit fur hat

[itsmesgd]

6. cool Obama graphic

Have you bought a shirt from his website yet? I cant wait til mine comes so that I can wear it to the next family dinner (here in south Georgia). The price was right $20.08- very cool

[northofdenali]

19. Actually, I could use that one.

My cat peed on my leather one and I had to toss it.

They're very warm, and worth the ugliness at 40 below!!

[petronius]

7. I've been drinking, too - and I think a new ukelele would be abso-fucking-lutely cool

Think how totally kick-ass you would be playing your uke while wearing a Kangol (whatever that is) hat. Seriously: you only live once, it's only money, and chicks dig guys with the balls to wear turquoise hats...

[itsmesgd]

8. dude thanks, I'm so gonna do it

woo hoo

[GoneOffShore]

9. Chicks look at guys in turquoise hats like they have horns.

Trust me. I've been there.
Don't encourage the purchase of turquoise hats. It only spreads the madness.

[itsmesgd]

10. thanks for the help

[petronius]

11. Sshhhh - keep it down. There's nothing funnier than a dude in a turquoise hat

thinking he's all that with the women - let the OP learn the hard way...:rofl:

Off topic: the only word I typed correctly on the first try was "turquoise" - does that mean I'm too drunk, or not drunk enough? :shrug:

[GoneOffShore]

13. Not drunk enough

Hey, I've had a bottle of wine, plus a glass tonight and I can't get out of the lounge. (GD is scary)

Now if the OP can get an emerald green Kangol, he'll definitely score with the laydiez.

[petronius]

15. Oh yeah - emerald green would be a serious babe magnet (LOL)

OK, you've piqued my curiousity - I'm off to test my drunkenness in GD. Pray for me...

[GoneOffShore]

18. I'm reminded of the sergeant on Hill Street Blues.

"Be careful out there."

[jberryhill]

12. DO NOT - REPEAT - DO NOT

Drink and then search eBay on the words "nude" and "ashtray".

I mean, yeah, I ended up with all of the ashtrays I could ever use, but...

[itsmesgd]

14. ok, it has passed. Plus, somebody else really wanted that hat and bid for it

yikes. I'm not drunk enough for that one.

[Lasher]

16. You're better off without it. Matching socks would have been hard to find.

And white shoes would have been a must but it would be gauche to wear them this time of year.

[Honeycombe8]

20. Go towards the light, go towards the light! n/t