**Bad Lawyer Joke** ( as told to me by my husband)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

What's brown and black


And looks good on a lawyer?


















Wait..........

































OK, ready?





















A Doberman!


:rofl:

[Courtesy Flush]

1. What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick!

[sakabatou]

2. That one was funnier

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. Pppphhhhppptbb bbbbbbbtttttttttttttt!

:P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Are you throwing bricks at me?

AAARRRRRRRRRRRgh!

Thank you.......thank you.....I'm here all week! Be good to your server!

:woohoo:

[VenusRising]

4. Oh, Peggy.

That's terribly funny.
:rofl:

:hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. My dear VenusRising!

Well, thanks, sweetie!

I thought so too.......

Or is it just terrible?

:cry:

As soon as my husband told it to me, I thought......

This would make a terrific thread!

:shrug:


:loveya: :hug:

[VenusRising]

17. It's terrible AND funny.

No worries, though. I laughed.

:loveya::hug:

[Little Wing]

5. I can't even post my "What's X and Y and does Z" joke

:cry:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. My dear Little Wing........

I'm sorry baby........:hug:

[Redbear]

9. I first heard that joke in the 70's as a racist joke

It is interesting that now in the 21st century the profession I devoted 15 years of my life to is now replacing the "N" word.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. My dear Redbear.........

I truly apologize for having offended you.........

And I mean that......

I value lawyers very much..........

I'm sorry.

[Mrs.Matcom]

10. another bad joke, that makes me laugh!

Where does the general keep his armies??

















:hide:




















in his sleevies! :rofl:


ok so it's a good one for the little kids!! Cracks me up every time! Please don't tombstone me!! :rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. My dear Mrs. Matcom!

No worries, sweetie!

It actually took me a moment to get...........

And it is funny!

Thank you!

:applause:

[VenusRising]

16. Stephanie Weir told that joke on MadTV but about

Bin Laden.

[graywarrior]

12. Catch California Peggy's doing stand up now.

Bwahahah hahhah hah hahha hha hah ha ahahah ha ha ha hah hahahhahahhaha hah ahah hah ah ah aha
O, fuck meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!




That's the 2nd joke you told today, CP!!!!:rofl:

[SKKY]

13. Why do lawyers wear neck ties and starch their collars?

Ready?






























Wait....




















It keeps the foreskin from covering up their mouths.

[KamaAina]

15. I just told that one to my boss yesterday

only I said Rottweiler instead of Doberman.

No, she is not a lawyer so stop saying that. We were talking about our agency's attorney at the time.

[Missy Vixen]

18. Oh, I've got one

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?







Wait for it....









Wait for it....

















Professional courtesy! :rofl:

Disclaimer: My avatar, in case nobody's noticed before now, is an attorney. I have had occasion to know some very wonderful representatives of the legal profession. I have also had occasion to know one or two of the lesser lights, which we will not go into at this writing...

Julie

[Moderator]

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