I Was Infantry

[Wiley50]

for a year or so after I was born

Then I was a toddler for a while
until I got Tired of Drinking warm Booze

Then I was a preteen
but I got tired of living the Pre Tens

Then I was nothing but Tense for a while

Then I had a Bunch Of Twenties
but was broke all the time anyway


In My Thirties, My credit card APR matched my age


My Forties were attacked


So Now I'm On the Fifties
with Four More Holes To go

And then I'm only half way there

And I don't even play golf