Official DU attempt to break world's record for most tangents in one thread

[Oeditpus Rex]

I like pie. :9




Go! :bounce:

[Burma Jones]

1. I've seen pie at Baseball games

Once I even saw sushi

[conscious evolution]

2. I beat a fish

to death with a baseball bat once.

[Bunny]

3. Bats are a protected species.

[conscious evolution]

5. so are balls.

[dropkickpa]

My kid won a free soccer registration this weekend

[Crabby Appleton]

24. Sometimes a banana slug will chew the penis off its mate

after sex, a process called Apophallation.

http://bio.research.ucsc.edu/grad/weaver/Pages/project.html

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Give a man a beaten fish

and he'll eat for a day.



Give a man a baseball bat and he'll sign a multi-million-dollar contract with Arizona and eat for the rest of his life.

[Justpat]

102. I want to go the annual Mullet Toss in FL. next year.

That is a really exciting time where a bunch of extremely bored and/or
just plain weird people get together and have a contest to see
who can toss a dead mullet the farthest. Or is it furthest?
The event takes place in the spring in the Fl panhandle region
where the contestants hurl their fish across a little body of water into
Alabama.

I have always wanted to go just to see what kind of prize a person
receives for excelling at flinging fish across the state line.

[mentalsolstice]

161. At the FloraBama

I busted my ass in their parking lot about three weeks ago, the bruise is just now turning yellow...fun place!

[leftofthedial]

4. speaking of pie

I think the Rockies took a major step backwards when they traded Jason Jennings. Not only did it tragically weaken the team, it convinced fans that their "rebuilding with exciting young players" marketing message of the last decade is a lie. (People around here are a little slow on the uptake.)

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. If the Rockies literally took a major step backwards

wouldn't it sorta fuck up the Continental Divide? :shrug:

[Reverend_Smitty]

12. Lincoln Continental...now THAT was a car!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

15. I love the Continental breakfast.

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. I used to have a friend who drove in demolition derbies

He was always lookin' for a beat-up Continental to drive. Something about the chassis being extra-strong.

[conscious evolution]

30. I saw that car

It looked like a Arizona Daimondbacks had used it for batting practice.

[azmouse]

14. Ya know, the whole country took a major step backward

when * stole the elections of 2000 and 2004.

[Deja Q]

39. That only happens if you eat too many rocky mountain oysters...

:puke:

[reyd reid reed]

156. I wonder if Rocky Mountain Oysters

have the same aphrodisiac qualities...

:shrug:

[leftofthedial]

42. most people don't know this, but

the continental divide has been getting wider and wider every year.

Ever since it was created 6000 years ago, the cumulative weight of all the people in the South and in parts of upstate New York and western Pennsylvania (not to mention Wisconsin--oh shit! I mentioned WIsconsin! Twice! Aaacck!) has been outstripping the cumulative weight of the pop culture emanating from Hollywood, causing the continental divide to stretch. It's now over 300 miles wide in some spots. If you spill water there, or take a leak, or whatever involving liquids, it does not know which way to flow, so it creates a rip in the fabric of the earth's fragile magnetic field. This is the actual cause of unexplained phenomena like UFO's, people voting Republican and reality TV.

Most people don't know this.

[chknltl]

46. Wow...

perhaps I need to reconsider purchasing stock in tin foil....

[leftofthedial]

48. glad I could help.

Do you like grits?

[chknltl]

78. I Loved John Wayne in True Grit

... John Wayne in a thread!!! This deserves a reccomendation...nominated :patriot:

[reyd reid reed]

154. Division was always a problem for me

when I was in grade school...

:cry:

[philosophie_en_rose]

8. I'm going to see Music and Lyrics today.

:woohoo:

[swag]

159. I remember when I was sitting at a hotel bar in 29 Palms and Drew

Barrymore walked in with Tom Greene. Nobody knew they were married yet, but when the desk clerk (who operated out of the bar) asked what name the reservation was under, Drew said, "Mr. and Mrs. Greene." The LA friends with whom I was drinking exchanged knowing glances.

[zanne]

199. Oh, big deal.

Last week, I ran into a guy whose brother took a class in high school with a teacher who once taught Adam Sandler. BEAT THAT!

[swag]

203. Wasn't Adam Sandler the guy in the movie about the man who

peed outside with the little boy?

[zanne]

204. You wound me.

Actually, I have no idea. The only movie I ever saw him in was The Wedding Singer. He isn't much of an actor.

[deucemagnet]

9. I like Swanson's chicken pot pies.

I think they put crack in them. :9

[ScreamingMeemie]

10. I cracked my favorite candy dish yesterday.

:(

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. I like candy.

:9

[greatauntoftriplets]

21. I am eating candy....

A couple Reese's PB cups. :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. Peter Pan Peanut Butter?

I believe in Fairies!

[deucemagnet]

25. Peanut butter is a living organism.

I'd watch my tinkerbelle, if I were you!

[RevolutionaryActs]

29. I like Organic Peanut Butter

:9

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. Nooooooooo!

On




:9

[RevolutionaryActs]

27. Peanut butter on Garlic Ritz?

:puke:

[JVS]

50. how does salmonella het into PB in the first place?

[JVS]

51. how does salmonella het into PB in the first place?

[RevolutionaryActs]

52. Tinker Bell jinxed it

Bad Tink!

[Arugula Latte]

120. Paris Hilton's little dog is named Tinker Bell.

Isn't that special?

[conscious evolution]

31. I do too.

I wish she would stop by!

[RevolutionaryActs]

34. But she's off singing her favorite song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3Fs3IxuPeY

[itsmesgd]

11. Kristy Swanson was hot in Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie

[deucemagnet]

23. Paul Reubens was in that movie.

Ha-HA!

[Deja Q]

13. She's my cherry pie, American pie, my oh my...

:yoiks:

[itsmesgd]

17. Who put the "Ram" in the Ram A Lama Ding Dong?

[zingaro]

19. Was it ewe?

[Deja Q]

35. The same person who also penned "You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling"...

:yoiks:

[ghostsofgiants]

37. How much RAM does it have?

I'd imagine no less than 2GB.

[Deja Q]

38. It has a dodge ram. Have you seen the sign of its horns?

[conscious evolution]

41. I heard you have been kinda horny lately.

[Deja Q]

49. That's a rumor! Just like the one where green markers don't smell like mint.

:)

[sce56]

43. I'd love to sell my Dodge Ram

It is way more than I need Ram 2500 V10 XLT Extra long bed quad cab

Here is when it was in Merida Yucatan

[sce56]

54. I started on a Commodore with 64 KBytes of Ram

[Justpat]

105. I don't remember his name but he had tons of talent.

He was the same one who put the "Bop" in the Bop Shu Bop Shu Bop.

They don't write lyrics like that anymore!

[sce56]

160. Sounds like those lyrics went down the commode!

[Cannikin]

20. Superman Returns is a great movie once you figure out its a chick-flick.

[taterguy]

28. the best way to flick a chicken is with your wrist

[auntAgonist]

32. speaking of wrists I'd sure like a nice

tennis bracelet.

aA

[taterguy]

33. It was very clever to schedule the tennis Davis Cup in Winston

Those foreign players will choke on all the tobacco and doughnut fumes that pollute the air

[EFerrari]

40. I'd never live within a five mile radius of doughnut fumes.

I myself prefer pizza fumes.

[bridgit]

44. That's It!! I'm putting that on the time capsule that will contained my ashes...

and collection of plastic/spring colors Made In China barrettes, "She never lived within a five mile radius of dough-nut fumes." :spray: :rofl:

[EFerrari]

57. If I could save time in a bottle

The first thing that I'd like to do
Is to save every day
Till Eternity passes away
Just to spend them with you - Croce

lol

[conscious evolution]

45. Speaking of donuts

I just had a cop pass my house with siren on.
Hope everyone is ok.

[EFerrari]

55. Whenever I hear a cop siren, I cross myself. Haven't been in the church

for years but, it can't hurt.

lol

[chknltl]

53. Egads!!! 24 hearts????

Perhaps you might consider running for public office.

[EFerrari]

56. Not unless I can count on the DU pity vote.

lol

[conscious evolution]

58. That reminds me

I need to recommend this thread for the greatest page.

[sce56]

60. Looks like it lost all it steam on the way to the greatest page and got stuck on one Vote

[EFerrari]

64. So, I had to vote for this thread. Buit, WILL MY VOTE BE COUNTED?

LOL

[sce56]

77. Not with a Liebold machine they think 2+2=3

[EFerrari]

84. Thank dog for the Help America Vote Act -- or is that

Hinder American Voters -- I get so confused.

I'm so glad BushCo labels these law so I can understand them. :sarcasm:

[EFerrari]

62. LOL! If you page through the Lounge, you'll find the greatest things on DU.

I'd forgo the cooking threads, though, in favor of the relationship stuff. :)

[Deja Q]

36. Yeah, but Daniel Craig as James Bond puts in a better performance than my governor does!

:rofl:

[sce56]

47. Well my governor is still recovering form his skiing accident too bad he did not buy the big one

when he did that.

[EFerrari]

59. This weekend is a great time buy big, with all the sales they have going on.

I'm thinking, an SUV or a camera.

[conscious evolution]

68. How much do you think saudi arabia

paid for **?

[EFerrari]

76. I bet it wasn't in Starbucks gift cards. Which can run high

even in the summer.

I don't know how those retail outlets manage.

[Pierre.Suave]

61. mmm, beer....

and hoagies.

[Justpat]

63. Hoagies are also know as heroes in some places. n/t

[taterguy]

65. We can be heroes. Just for one day

[Arugula Latte]

121. I wonder if that David Bowie/Mick Jagger hook-up really happened.

I'm betting "yes."

[EFerrari]

66. What IS a "hoagie"? I come from Taco Country. We don't have

hoagies here. :)

[Justpat]

70. My mother always told me to look these things up in a dictionary. n/t

[EFerrari]

74. Well, I'm sure she didn't have in mind the Discontinuity Lounge thread.

:)

Did she also read to you or encourage you to read?

My mom told me she wanted me to read "Little Women" when I was only four. So, I did. And that pretty much messed me up, especially that part where Jo turns Laurie down.

lol

:hi:

[Justpat]

133. I hate that book.

I think it is the reason I turned out to be a jockey
with a bad mouth and an even worse temper.

That book is the pits.

[conscious evolution]

72. Did you watch Hogans Heroes when you were a kid?

[EFerrari]

88. We watched EVERYTHING. We would fight over Saturday nights.

Lawrence Welk for my grandma or the Addams Family for us kids.

Television has ruined American family life.

[chknltl]

67. I had an Army bud whose nickname was "Pie"

"Pie" Cooper was what he preferred to be called, or just plain "Pie". I was never sure what his real first name was, Roger maybe, but we all knew him as Pie. I asked him where that moniker came from and he told me this tale: As a young child he was pulling on the table cloth which was spread over a pic-nic table at a church event and inadvertently caused a pie to fall on him. His relatives referred to him as the "Pie Guy" after that and the nick name was eventually shortened to "Pie"
I have been out of the Army for over 30 years now...I wonder if Mr. Cooper still uses that nick name.

[EFerrari]

73. I once fostered a piebald cat we named "Pie".

She was a sweet mom and sweeter once we relieved her of her litter and made sure she'd never have to do that again.

Here's to you, Pie!

:toast:

[Justpat]

75. Well, there are piebald horses, too.

Though I don't know where the name came from as in my long
history of working with horses I have never encountered a
pie eating horse.

[EFerrari]

81. My mom rescued two wild palominos and we named them

Imelda (after Marcos -- because she needed so MUCH shoe work) and Leona (after Helmsley because she was so audacious)

I'm not sure what they wouldn't eat. I mostly tried to just stay clear of their hind legs. :)

[Justpat]

85. I believe it is one of life's truisms that wild palominos do not eat pie. n't

[EFerrari]

86. And that's a mercy because it's hard enough to get hot food up there.

Can you imagine how hard it'd be to get hot PIE up to the horse barn?

I swear, service is just dead. It's DEAD.

:rofl:

[Justpat]

91. And you might slip in a cow pie while taking

some nice hot pie out to the barn anyway, and that would really, really
ruin my day.

[chknltl]

83. Now that WOULD be a horse of a different color!

Speaking of the Wizard of OZ... I do not understand why we hardly see it being shown on TV anymore. I wonder why the conservatives aren't complaining about this. I know a republican precinct ciomander...perhaps I'll ask him what is up here.

[Justpat]

89. It always come on around Thanksgiving time.

Many years I have watched it while eating a boat load of pumpkin pie.

[chknltl]

94. Ah that explains it....

You see all that tryptaphan(sp?) in turkey hits me pretty hard on Thanksgiving day...I generally have passed out by the time desert rolls around. Not only do I miss out on pumpkin pie but I don't even get to see the Lions getting beat up by which ever team gets the honor to beat up on them that year.

[Justpat]

99. I never tried a dessert roll.

Maybe next year.

[chknltl]

107. Speaking of rolls...why would anyone want to roll in the hay

...its all prickly and stuff. Ouch!

[Kali]

69. doncha hate when ya accidentally put pepper on yer popcorn instead of salt?

[speedoo]

71. I feel love!

Watch this video and tell me you don't.

I dare ya! :hi:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyWjvDZj55Y

[conscious evolution]

82. Every Day

We feel the love!

http://www.archive.org/download/donna2005-07-23.flacf/donna2005-07-23d1t05_64kb.mp3

[Little Wing]

79. i just scratched. down there.

[Justpat]

80. Was anyone watching? n/t

[DainBramaged]

177. There was something to scratch?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :spray:

[chknltl]

87. Hey! John Wayne was mentioned earlier...

...only 3 recommendations in a thread which mentions :patriot: JOHN WAYNE :patriot: is inconceivable!!! WTF are there ONLY 3 AMERICANS posting in this thread? Wake up folks...wake up!

[EFerrari]

92. You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

[chknltl]

95. John Wayne is more American than APPLE PIE!!!!!

:grr:

[EFerrari]

96. Which originated in Germany? Was it Germany?

lol

[chknltl]

100. John Wayne was born in Germany?

I didn't know that....The things one learns in the DU.

[EFerrari]

101. And THAT'S why we need to secure our borders.

:rofl:

[chknltl]

106. Let them eat pie...that border stuff is all smoke and mirrors!

There are 50 states...next thing ya know we will have states puttin up walls to keep their neighbors out. I suppose I could go along with a wall around California...I always wondered what those guys were smokin when they elected that Governor of theirs...thats one bad actor! But what if all the other states started doing this...can you imagine the traffic nightmare? I'm voting against it even IF it means we have to keep Kaleefornya!

[u4ic]

90. Oh, hell...I could do that in a 5 minute conversation

:P

[I Have A Dream]

212. ...or on the phone for 6 hours until 3am!

:rofl:

:loveya:

[Evergreen Emerald]

93. five minutes ago I was napping and dreaming of eating grits.

[hedgehog]

97. I asked someone in the Cooking group if grits are the same as

hominy.

[Justpat]

104. Isn't hominy part of the Mass?

:shrug:

[XemaSab]

115. Alls I know about the mass is "In vino veritas"

:9

[Justpat]

187. Our priest believed in it too.

I met him at AA meetings when I was a grown up.

[EFerrari]

98. What woke you up?

:scared:

[conscious evolution]

103. She woke and smelled

the grits!
Anyone know where I can find a good cup of coffee?

[Justpat]

108. My sister in law has a nose like a bloodhound.

It is not a gift - it's a curse.

[chknltl]

110. A good plastic surgeon can fix that these days...

My ex looks like a dog too, btw

[Left Is Write]

146. Speaking of plastic surgery, did you hear the rumor that Tyra Banks had liposuction?

[chknltl]

167. I noticed her lips were looking a little thin these days

What a gal, I hope she recovers. Maybe we should send her a Get Well Soon card. I sent my ex one for Christmas one year...sent along a nice box tampons too...had 'em gift wrapped and added the bow.
Never understood why that seemed to piss her off even further...now I ask you, what kind of gratitude is that! Exs, there's just no pleasin them! (kids, don't try this at home)

[Fla Dem]

109. They Walk Among Us', AND they reproduce!!!

From a collection posted by many on the internet..............

Add your favorites:

I walked into a Blimpie's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free". "They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free".
She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.
'They Walk Among Us' :crazy:

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"
'They Walk Among Us'! :silly:

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
'They Walk Among Us'! :dunce:

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
'They Walk Among Us'! :spank:

I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?"
I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned.
'They Walk Among Us'! :banghead:

[Justpat]

111. It's always something. n/t

[EFerrari]

126. LOL!

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

117. And I thought you were referring to dust mites!

:wow:

[sce56]

157. A man tried to order a half dozen McNuggets at the drive thru

He asked for SIX McNuggets the Pimply cashier said we only sell them in dozen or half dozen orders! So the man said are you sure you don't sell them in a six pack? The kids said no! So he went ahead with the 1/2 dozen instead of the six he asked for!

[XemaSab]

112. I have now seen 105 birds for Ventura County

Yes, it's true. :D

[SKKY]

113. I had a birdie on a par 3, 207 yard hole today

[Justpat]

114. Yes It's True is the name of a really good TB stallion

standing in KY.

[EFerrari]

116. Why does this thread have only 3 votes?

hmmmmmm?

[conscious evolution]

118. because we are the only ones who

like pie!

[EFerrari]

119. There's four now. Someone is in the pie closet.

[Arugula Latte]

122. I was vote # 5 ... Not to be confused with Chanel # 5

:woohoo:

[EFerrari]

123. LOL! That closet is emptying out quick!

:woohoo:

[conscious evolution]

124. Chanel 5 stinks

But Chanel was totally hot!

[Arugula Latte]

125. Limberger cheese stinks.

So does that lying oxy addict Limbaugh.

[EFerrari]

127. But even he could get more than five votes.

[Justpat]

135. Speaking of cheese -

whatever happened to RevCheesehead?

I love that name. It is one of my favorites on DU

[Deja Q]

137. Actually, Sarah Silverman has been promoting her pie on Comedy Central for some time...

Nice hooters, but she's no replacement for Carroll O'Connor's presence and gamut...

[Arugula Latte]

143. Ron Silverman turned out to be such an ass.

Why did he throw his support behind Dubya? x(

[Fla Dem]

128. kick,,,gotta break the record n/t

[conscious evolution]

129. I had a record player once

It played this a lot: http://www.archive.org/download/donna2006-12-16.at4041.flac16/donna2006-12-16.at4041.t04_64kb.mp3

[ScreamingMeemie]

130. I dated a guy once who was a real player...

[Justpat]

131. I don't like Real Player.

I use ITunes instead.

[conscious evolution]

132. Real Player sucks

I use windows media player.It sucks too.

[jakefrep]

134. I love lamp...

...almost as much as I like pie.

[Justpat]

136. Cracker Barrel has a sugar free apple pie that is not too bad.

[jakefrep]

139. Careful!

Uttering "Cracker Barrel" might get you tombstoned.

[Justpat]

140. Uh Oh

I was not aware of the DU rules of not speaking about chain restaurants
with appalling food and average pie.

[Danger Mouse]

138. When I woke up, my mouth was dry.

I had to swallow several times to get some saliva in there.

[azmouse]

142. You don't know dry until you've experienced the Sonoran Desert.

I know some say 'it's a dry heat' but they've never been here in Aug when it's both hot and humid.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

141. sometimes someone does something that reminds you that loyalty still exists in this world

[Justpat]

144. Could you be a little more specific?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

148. nope . thats all there is to this tangent

:P

[Justpat]

149. Okey Dokey.

[swag]

158. Whatever's cool with me.

[begin_within]

145. Tangelos are in season now.... yum

[Arugula Latte]

147. That reminds me of that folk song about the donkey "Tingalayo"

Tingalayo, run my little donkey run
Tingalayo, run my little donkey run
My donkey walk, my donkey talk
My donkey eat with a knife and fork
My donkey walk, my donkey talk
My donkey eat with a knife and fork

Tingalayo, run my little donkey run
Tingalayo, run my little donkey run
My donkey eat, my donkey sleep
Don't get too close to his hind feet
My donkey eat, my donkey sleep
Don't get too close to his hind feet

Tingalayo, run my little donkey run
Tingalayo, run my little donkey run
Tingalayo, run my little donkey run
Tingalayo, run my little donkey run

[begin_within]

151. That's so cute. I love donkeys

[Arugula Latte]

162. OMG! I heart those donkeys sooo much.

:loveya:

Here is an albino deer for you:

[LSK]

150. Key Lime Pie

:9

[begin_within]

153. That sounds really good right now:

[begin_within]

152. Here's a tangent...

[Arugula Latte]

163. That reminds me. I've got to get some leather care products at the store.

Also, I'm all out of beets.

[begin_within]

166. In his defense, he's really a witty and funny guy.

[Justpat]

173. Best response in the whole thread.

:rofl:

[reyd reid reed]

155. I give good pie

I really do.

[Justpat]

164. I don't like giving food products as gifts.

The way I cook, I could get sued.

[reyd reid reed]

169. Sue's a good name

She's a sweetheart. My grandmother's name was George.

[Fla Dem]

165. Sometimes I call my cat Pumpkin Pie, I don't know why, I just do. n/t

[reyd reid reed]

170. My cat thinks she's a dog

she plays fetch and wags her tail when she's happy. Some day, I expect her to bark...

[wildhorses]

168. that is why THEY should eat cake

they ain't getting a piece of my pie:P

[DainBramaged]

171. I tied my shoes but the laces are always loose

[reyd reid reed]

172. Tatting is becoming a lost art

One of these days, I'd like to learn how to do it.

[zanne]

174. Tattling is alive and well. nt

[reyd reid reed]

175. Tattoos are alive and well, too. nt

[Justpat]

176. Did you know you can erase tattoos these day?

I heard of on AAR.

[zanne]

178. I once had an eraser that was five inches long. nt

[reyd reid reed]

179. Inchworms really aren't an inch long

and they don't travel an inch at a time, either...

:eyes:

[zanne]

180. I don't travel much.

A few short day-trips on the weekend; that's it.

[Arugula Latte]

181. She was a Daaaaaay Tripper

a one-way ticket yeah
it took me sooooo long to find out
and I found out

[zanne]

182. I miss the Beatles.

"Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 64".

[reyd reid reed]

183. I do, too

those little buggers are fast sometimes...

[Justpat]

185. In South Florida they have roaches/beetles

that are the size of Jack Russells.


:scared:

[reyd reid reed]

186. Does size really matter?

:shrug:

[zanne]

188. Size matters hugely., especially if you're talking about envelopes.

You can't stick an 8X10 report into a 5X7 envelope.

[reyd reid reed]

189. I found some 5x7s

of my kids the other day. Someone had put them in the wrong place.

I don't know why I was suprised.

[zanne]

190. That always happens with pictures.

I like to put all my pictures in a big cardboard box that I keep in the kitchen pantry. They aren't organized or anything, but it's easy to take all those misplaced pictures and put them in the big carboard box. The same thing with recipes. I don't use an index file box for those. They always get really cruddy once I make the recipe, anyway. The last time I cooked something new, the recipe was on a napkin. It was good, too--green bean salad.

[Arugula Latte]

191. The Internet almost makes it unnecessary to keep recipes.

Gawd Bless them there Internet Tubes and The Google!

[Justpat]

184. Are you a poor speller?

[edbermac]

192. Know I'm knot.

[Justpat]

193. Most of my friends are have knots.

I am looking to branch out, though.

[Phentex]

194. I miss Knots Landing...

what will I do when the VCR dies?

[zanne]

195. Do you ever get knots in your necklace chains?

I always get my necklaces mixed up, then spend hours having to unknot them. There must be a better way.

[taterguy]

196. Don Knotts was a comic genius

[Justpat]

197. I went to Knott's Berry farm at least 50 times when I was a kid.

[zanne]

198. I want to go to Ben and Jerry's

I'm sure they give out samples. Did you know they have a new flavor named after Stephen Colbert?

[Arugula Latte]

200. Hey, I never thought of this before, but there's a famous father/son Ben and Jerry pair:

and

[LynneSin]

201. 3.14159265358 97932384626 4338327950288419716939 937510582097494 459230781640 628620899862 803482534

[zanne]

202. OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

205. This pisses me off ...

Some nitpicking egghead pedant claimed that "pi" is pronounced like "pee".

He probably thinks that "pot" is to "piss in".

"pot" just makes me want "pie".

Someone should invent a "pot pie".

[Justpat]

207. A "pot pie" would get me a lengthly prison sentence.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

208. Lengthy sentences are almost a form of bad grammar

I prefer a number of short sentences. They're easier to follow.

[Justpat]

209. Short sentences are the only kind Dubya can speak.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

210. Ha Ha, you said "kind Dubya"

A non-sequitur oxymoron

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

206. Anyone wear a Pork Pie hat?

I have a crushable one, for rainstorms.

[LynneSin]

211. I'm flossing my teeth while I post

I have those tooth pick style flossers - really cool stuff

[UrbScotty]

214. I'll sink my teeth into GD (nt)

[Lost-in-FL]

213. I have to watch the movie "A Lot like Love"

Every time it plays on TV. It makes my heart feel all warm and fuzzy. It is my favorite "chick flick".

[Justpat]

215. I have warm and fuzzy long underwear.

It costs a fortune, but it keeps me toasty.