Cowper's gland, orchidopexy, epispadias, balanitis. Yes, it's the glorious male

[crim son]

reproductive system once again. Last time I was in the throes of never wanting to hear about, think about, read about or ever EVER see any part of the male reproductive system again. I have since mellowed... somewhat. This review of the corpus spongiosum, or certain tubules, has me very uneasy.

Carry on.

[Deja Q]

1. Well, you can experiment with mine - it doesn't get much use these days...

:rofl:

[crim son]

2. My dear, if you were nearer to me I would certainly perform

a thorough study of your anatomy. Visualization is not a gift of mine... I need the hands-on approach to learning to do my best. :rofl:

[Deja Q]

9. !

:D :loveya: :7

[Writer]

3. The male reproductive organ is gorgeous.

Each is unique in its own way, eager, and full of healthy vigor. :D

[Spider Jerusalem]

4. Or not so full of healthy vigour.

Just ask Bob Dole.

[crim son]

8. hehe

true

[Writer]

10. Lay off! That's Bob Dole's Viagra! n/t

[Deja Q]

5. That's usually accurate, but when the vigor isn't there, there's viagra...

Ohmygod, I sound like a tv commercial! :wow: :cry:

[crim son]

6. So says you, who apparently have not been recently rebuffed

in a manner most PAINFUL by one who possesses that gorgeous organ. I will never recover, not from the loss of the organ but from the rejection. The organ is a reminder, even as it's pictured in my textbook.

[Writer]

15. People suck.

The penis does not. ;)

[crim son]

16. It's an associative thing.

I will get past it. :hi:

[Deja Q]

17. No, it just sits there and takes it.

:wow:

[Deja Q]

7. And you're wrong. They look healthy, but they seem to get sick really fast...

:puke:



:yoiks:

[Writer]

11. You mean rigor mortis followed by a release of bodily fluids?

Yeah, I see what you mean.

[xchrom]

12. and here i thought epispadias were strappy sandals in

the resort collection from gucci.

[crim son]

13. What did you think was a transurethral resection of the prostate?

:rofl:

[belladonna]

14. Heh, I always think of a banana when I hear balanitis

Nah, my mind is never, ever in the gutter at all :D

[crim son]

19. I see nothing shocking or overtly sexual about the banana.

:)

[LostInAnomie]

18. Can't say enough about that Cowper's gland.

:bounce:

[crim son]

21. It's really special, isn't it?

[mainegreen]

20. Sounds like various species of sea urchin to me.

:P

[crim son]

22. Me too, until I reviewed it all.

Now the whole darned package is etched into my brain where it will stick for about 48 hours. hehe

[ForrestGump]

23. 'Package'

:D

[crim son]

24. Yeah, I'm witty that way.

:)

[mockmonkey]

25. It could be worse if ...

this guy was the teacher

or even more so...

[crim son]

27. True. There's something to be said for independent study!

:crazy:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

26. Dang, and I only know the basic terms.

Teach me, o mighty teacher? Of your list there, we did the Cowper's gland, but nothing more.

:P

[crim son]

28. Orchidopexy: surgical fixation of the testes to the scrotal sac;

epispadias: a malformation of the urinary meatus on the dorsal side; balanitis: inflammation of the glans penis.

Don't you feel better, knowing about balanitis? :hi:

[jakefrep]

29. Why do I feel as if...

...I've just read the REALLY fine print of a pharmaceutical ad?

x(

[crim son]

30. You should ALWAYS read that fine print.

I'm just giving you a bit of practice. :P

[Starbucks Anarchist]

31. ...

:rofl: