Write Something That Hasn't Been Written Before

[MoseyWalker]

I'll start:

Green washed out layers of moss have nothing to do with me.

[XemaSab]

1. The tessellated anhingas made the room.

:P

[MoseyWalker]

2. and they did

if only they weren't tessellated. It could have been so different; so much more pleasant.

your turn!

[AlCzervik]

3. XemaSab made natto sausages with her stinky boots.

[MoseyWalker]

6. boots. They bring, always to my mind, sausages

but I scream to myself, "natto" "natto"

anger and confusion plant themselves in the garden alongside natto.

[XemaSab]

23. Chimpsrsmarter beat Laura Bush to the ground with a bar of soap

is a sock. :D

[AlCzervik]

25. Bwwwwaaaaa!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

i went all prisoner cell block H on her ass.

[Roon]

4. We need to get a new prism

eom

[wildhorses]

5. hte tiem saw ti nad ti saw hte tiem

:shrug:

[MoseyWalker]

8. you dirty dirty

hte tiem saw ti nad it saw hte tiem.

[crim son]

7. Hell no I don't mean that crispy yellow toenail belongs in my slipper.

:)

[MoseyWalker]

10. stop it now! I'm laughing, and this is serious business@

to a fly who walks on the foot of a donkey.

[graywarrior]

9. The amygdala froze.

[otherlander]

33. *sad sigh* Oh, graywarrior...

Didn't anyone ever tell you that if you're going to overthrow the government, it's very important to use proper grammer and capitilization? Especially with the letter "N"!

[MoseyWalker]

11. My ankles are screaming for peace of mind

and no knees are listening.

[Pushed To The Left]

12. Something That Hasn't Been Written Before n/t

[MoseyWalker]

13. funny is as funny does

I just wrote that, and no one ever wrote that before. Or that. Or that thing that was just written.

oh.

[MoseyWalker]

14. Old people like to eat bacon more than others

just because.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

15. Into the vortex of the burning suns they flew,

not knowing what or where the end would be, because the adventure was just about to begin.

[MoseyWalker]

16. sorry

being poetic is not allowed!

You silly dirf headed wiggnel.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

20. I am NOT dirf headed.

I'm a klakto headed wiggnel.

There's a difference.

[MoseyWalker]

22. Well, if the wangel don't fit, then

walk on another fork. That's what momma always said.

[Pushed To The Left]

17. There is a controversy regarding the George Bush-OJ Simpson-Ann Coulter sex tapes

My watermelons hurt from too much ketchup. I don't know why I sing about murder, because murder and catfish keep people alive and that's the damn truth. She said I was odd for a piece of toast, but I tend to disagree, as Homer Simpson came in the room wearing sexy lingerie covered by a pizza. The Bush Administration warned Al Quaeda to stop putting mushrooms in the maggots, but the Bin Laden sex tapes were too explicit for Joe Lieberman, who decided against possum sandwiches.

[MoseyWalker]

19. uh

:rofl:

[MoseyWalker]

18. I'll start over with another example

I walked over her feet until the corns gave me away. I acknowledged hunger, but still my feel were killing me.

[MoseyWalker]

21. Pebbles in my mind have been

strewn. I am screwn.

[kid a]

24. the monkey completed a triple axel, then sat down for a dewars and soda!

[MoseyWalker]

26. ordinary ankles do not ask for

questionably normal glasses of water. They just don't.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

27. Frugal Shannon scaled the fish she'd caught, saving the shavings in a bag.

Later that evening, she'd add them to the floating candles, to add a lovely, if somewhat pungent, rainbow shimmer to the party.

[doc03]

28. George W. Bush is a very intelligent person.

[u4ic]

34. Beat me to it!

[otherlander]

29. There are fish hooks in my brain

Going limp...

[bigtree]

30. Above, the bright, clear sky seemed close and firm,

but the land far below was obscured by a mass of tufted white-tail clouds beneath each ocherous drumlin rise.

[Writer]

31. When I saw the president, I immediately gave wind.

:shrug:

[TheBaldyMan]

32. rob is not a dingbat!

[Pushed To The Left]

35. I'm going to cast HUGH!!!1 asparagus on my series

I'm series!! I opened up a can of dolphin nuggets, using them to cleanse my bullet wound in my toe. The doorbell rang and said "pizza's here and Bill O'Reilly wants to cut and run from Sean Hannity's rectum, and that lowers troop morale". Ann Coulter feels that liberals are made of string cheese and it makes her horny, but in a very disturbing way like a snuff film or a plushie porn. OJ Simpson wore Bruno Maglias on his head and said he's innocent of cheese puff cereal, just like Jerry Seinfeld said to Al Bundy last night at the carwash. DU used to be part of the computer bacon conspiracy but Freeper juice tastes like natto mixed with frozen nachos. I put the ICEE on my stomach for the cat, but she didn't give a damn, the ungrateful bitch. She used to love me now hates the burritos and said bad things about Finlay's little bastard. The Boogeyman is not Jimmy Valiant but JBL and LBJ were born at different times. I like to think about eating finger sandwiches and toe chili and anybody who judges wants Bin Laden to sodomize ET the Extra Terrestrial, as heard on O'Reilly factor.

In conclusion, always have safe sex because you don't want to catch falafel, which is worse than bacon bits and rotting rabbit toes on a Sunday morning after a night of drinking and violating Elmer Fudd. Paris Hilton shaved the head of K-Fed last Tuesday and he said "Racist"!! To all my friends at DU: you mean as much to me as the green taco of death that I met back in Portland in 1920, and that's a damn compliment so don't front, or you may end up like beef jerkey in a shoe on the rooftop of life. If you continue to cast asparagus, I will contact your attorneys for the banana fees. Peace out to my burning watermelon-flavored straightjackets!

:bounce: :toast: :bounce: :bounce: :thumbsup: :bounce: :mad: :) :bounce:

[Spider Jerusalem]

36. "Gigli" is a brilliant film, and a career high for both Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez.

(I can promise you that hasn't been written before.)

[krispos42]

37. Her loins felt hot and lustfull as he defragmented her hard drive

[HuffleClaw]

38. It was a dark and SUNNY night...

[Chan790]

39. George W. Bush to address membership at annual MENSA Convention

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