Well, as a good Dem, I am about to go out in the world today,

[Wetzelbill]

I plan on surrendering at least 4 times. I will personally perform at least two abortions. I will promise to not support our troops within earshot of others, oh, lets say 4 times, as well. I have 8 flags that will all be burned by the time I get home, where I will then slaughter a bald eagle just for the fun of it, since there is no way I would ever harm an animal and then eat it.

For dinner? Well, brie and champagne, of course!

Have a nice day! Good night and good luck. :)