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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-21-07 07:06 PM
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Poll question: Should I be Jewy-er?
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-21-07 08:28 PM
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1. Mat-zo, Mat-zo Man. You just want to be a Matzo Man...
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-21-07 09:26 PM
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8. I always thought the lack of a simulated Jew in the Village People was a slight.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-22-07 07:06 PM
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18. Personally, I thought they could have represented
Judaism better with a knight. Your mileage may vary. :shrug:
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-21-07 08:35 PM
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2. Call your mother so she shouldn't worry!
Be a mensch.
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-21-07 08:36 PM
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3. You didn't even make fun of my Hanukkah card
Putz
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rockymountaindem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-21-07 08:40 PM
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4. Is that a pic of Hanukkah Harry as a child? n/t
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-21-07 08:42 PM
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5. You should start wearing an eyepatch like Moshe Dayan.
How cool is an eyepatch, Shlomo?
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-22-07 12:26 AM
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11. Pretty f'in' cool!
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-21-07 08:45 PM
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6. Oi.
Vhat are you saying. Such a mensch....full of Jewy goodness.
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-21-07 08:47 PM
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7. I think you should become Hasidic....
and devote your life to attending yeshiva.

Then you can pray for the redemption of the soul of this recovering Catholic.
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-21-07 09:55 PM
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9. Oh, honey, we don't do redemption.
So basically, you're in the clear.
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momophile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-21-07 10:00 PM
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10. better you should call your mother nt
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-22-07 08:58 AM
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12. I agree with Blue-Jay about the eyepatch.
That would be most cool. :thumbsup:

Just please, please don't adopt a Jackie Mason persona. Please. :scared:
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-22-07 10:11 AM
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13. What, a Jackie Mason persona, I shouldn't adopt?
The inspiration for Yoda, he was. :shrug:
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Strawman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-22-07 10:32 AM
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15. Mr. Hartoonian from "The Jerk" was cool
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-22-07 10:25 AM
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14. Don't make such a tzimmis.
You're perfectly Jewy enough. Besides, have you seen how the young girls wear their skirts so short, these days, you can nearly see their pupik?

There are other things to consider.
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-22-07 10:43 AM
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16. I will closely examine this data on pupikim.
:patriot:
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-22-07 03:19 PM
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17. "Jewy?"
:eyes:
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