If you had the chance to hang out with Satan for a day, what would you do first?

[LostInAnomie]

Poll question: If you had the chance to hang out with Satan for a day, what would you do first?

[femmocrat]

1. Ask him about that "special" corner of Hell.

You know, the one that is reserved for Cheney, Rummy, and *.

[kedrys]

2. Other

Go through my list of "dearly" departed to see who got sent downstairs.

It's a short but significant list. :P

[pbartch]

9. Easy question......I WOULD KILL HIM

[SPKrazy]

3. I'd Form A Party Of

really hot people (literally and well, otherwise)

and we'd have a hell of a time!

:evilgrin:

[Kutjara]

4. I'd pursuade him to give me the contract...

...for remodelling the GOP wing of the lowest circle. I have some absolutely DIVINE ideas, dahling!

[Initech]

5. I would want to know who sold their souls.

I'm sure that Britney Spears, the entire Bush family, Tom Cruise, Dr. Phil, Jerry Falwell, and Pat Robertson are all on the list!

[ForrestGump]

6. Probably marry her again...

:P


Nah...she wasn't that bad.

We actually get on very well now.



I have sympathy for the Devil... :D

[Generic Brad]

7. Introduce him to my mother

And tell her she was right about where I was going to wind up after all.

[conscious evolution]

8. Leave. Seriously.

I wouldn't want to hang with him.

[chknltl]

10. Set him up with the hottest Democrat stripper I could find...

...supply him with all the booze he could drink and then I'd want to get photos and find some witnesses. Well that MIGHT be enough to get him impeached... it worked on the last POTUS, fair is fair I say.

[Robeson]

11. Other: there is no Satan.

[leftofthedial]

12. roast marshmallows

[ghostsofgiants]

13. Slayer concert.