Woman Stabs Boyfriend In The Lung After Not Being Sexually Satisfied

[matcom]

:scared:

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STOCKHOLM, Sweden, Feb. 22 (UPI) -- A Russian woman visiting her Swedish boyfriend is accused of stabbing him in the lung after an argument over disappointing lovemaking.

Police in the northern Swedish town of Lulea told the newspaper Norrlandska Socialdemokraten that the couple agrees the dispute is tied to dissatisfaction with their sex life -- but their story differs on other points, The Local newspaper in Stockholm reported.


The woman, who was visiting her boyfriend on a short-term visa, claims she stabbed her boyfriend in self-defense. The man, who was seriously injured in the attack, claims the fight was solely because of her disappointment with the evening's sex.

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Quirks/Pakistani_phone_marriage_upheld_in_Italy/20070222-011630-5565r/

[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. That's gonna leave a mark.

[Hugin]

4. Nah, it'll buff right out... n/t

[LaraMN]

2. Geez!

Did she have lousy aim, or what?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

5. Sounds like his aim wasn't so great either!

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. There's an Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan song that translates to...

..."Always make sure your beloved is happy first".

Timeless advice.

[AlCzervik]

6. that must have been very deflating for him.

thank you, i'll be here all week.

[Strawman]

7. Maybe next time he should take a detour to the Crimean peninsula

before he's done.

[Bucky]

8. These Russians sure take their Pavlovian training seriously.

Thank God American women only fake it. I mean, not that they ever have to fake it with me. I swear! Really!

Oh, let's change the subject

[LostinVA]

9. That's why I don't allow Haruka to bring weapons into my house

And, why I hide all the sharp knives when she visits.

[montanto]

10. Sheesh, what's the big deal ? ? ?

Happens to me all the time.

[xchrom]

11. why do i think that's probably not the first time

that's ever happened in this old world?

on the other hand maybe it doesn't happen often enough?

[NewJeffCT]

12. sheesh

I'd almost rather not admit to a bad performance.

[davsand]

13. I'd think a "no thanks" for a second go round request would be sufficient.

Maybe I AM too mellow about it--I dunno...



:shrug:



Laura

[Arugula Latte]

14. One word for that guy to remember next time:

(It rhymes with Dolores. Sort of.)