Well I'm back on American soil

[Guava Jelly]

I had a good vacation I drank like a fish and stared at topless chicks.
It was fun but i am glad to be home where you can drink the tap water and relieve myself in a sanitary bathroom.
Good evening everyone
:hi:

[Shell Beau]

1. Ha! The little things we take for granted!

Good to see ya! :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

4. Thank you I had fun

And yes i may have had a few two many(days of being tipsy) :7

[Starbucks Anarchist]

2. Welcome back!

:toast:

[Guava Jelly]

5. gracias amigo

Its bueno to be at my casa

:)

[redwitch]

3. Welcome back

Hope you are feeling refreshed and not hungover! I like my margaritas on the rocks. How do they do that there? Or do you just drink straight tequila always?

[Guava Jelly]

7. Believe it or not i wasn't hungover once

I did get tipsy and of course posted while tipsy here.
Why does boose get me all extra sensitive :shrug:
Ah well it's all good :)
and thank you

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=6211948

[Guava Jelly]

9. I didn't even notice that

I guess i dunno.
I guess cause we stole if fair and square from the native americans :shrug:

[wildhorses]

8. what?? no pictures??

you know how we are about our pix!!

welcome home:hug:

[Guava Jelly]

11. I have to sort through them

(and I might get in trouble posting pics of topless chicks)
I will post some safe pictures either tomorrow or saturday
:)

[wildhorses]

17. i am sure all the guys will want you to pm the topless chix pix

and prolly some of the chix on here too:think: duh *smacking forehead*

some nice scenery and stuff is good by me;)

[ForrestGump]

10. Make sure to wipe your feet before going inside

to ensure all that American soil doesn't get tracked around your house.

Bienvenidos a los Estados Unidos, yanqui gringo imperialist. :hi:

Welcome back to the Fatherland Reich Homeland.

[Guava Jelly]

12. Gracias bueno amigo

I am just happy i didn't come back with Montezuma's revenge.
:hurts: :7

[SPKrazy]

13. Mexico Isn't American Soil?

I thought it was part of North America?

:shrug:

[Guava Jelly]

14. Not the real american soil

:sarcasm:
Hell don't hit me with geography questions..I'm a :dunce:

[SPKrazy]

18. "Real Americans"

aren't those the ones that were here before Europeans invaded the place? :shrug:

[Guava Jelly]

21. look a puppy.....

didn't you know that when columbus discovered america no one else was here.:sarcasm:
Sheesh :shrug:

[SPKrazy]

22. That's True

well not really

:shrug:

sheesh

[Zookeeper]

15. Welcome home, GoPsUx!

One of the best things about traveling is returning home to sleep in one's own bed.

:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

19. yes it is

And i am heading that way in about 10 more minutes
:)

[BarenakedLady]

16. Yay!

Welcome back!

:hi:

I also enjoy drinking like a fish and staring at topless chicks...go figure. :)

[Guava Jelly]

20. Well next time I'm taking you with me

(maybe you can even be one of the topless chicks) :silly:
And thank you.
It is great to be back to the norm.
:hi:

[elfrangel]

23. Welcome back!!!

Maybe I missed it, but where did you go?

[Guava Jelly]

26. Playa del Carmen Mexico

for a drunken week of sunbathing
:)
thank you it is nice to be back

[momophile]

24. have you changed?

or are you still going to be the biggest flirt in the Lounge?
:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

27. With such beautiful ladys as yourself here

How could I not flirt?
So what are you not wearing?? :evilgrin: :rofl:
:hi:

[mad-mommy]

25. I live with 3 of the male species...

is there such a thing as a sanitary bathroom?

[Guava Jelly]

28. Well there is sanitary

and than there is urine soaked everything with water so bad if it enters your body you get diarrhea.
I see your point though
Guys can be pretty sloppy pigs:)

[Rosemary2205]

29. As a 24yr veteran of cleaning public bathrooms

I was an Arby's manager for 24 years. I can emphatically say that while the men's room was generally dirtier (as in muddy construction boots and grimy sink from hand washing) - the men were pretty good about hitting the mark. All they needed was the little urinal cake to aim at. And they generally made sure the paper products ended up in the correct intended receptacle. They did make an attempt to be tidy about their business.

Women however are nasty disgusting pigs who can't seem to keep the urine in the proper place, throw the dirty diapers and paper products wherever they please, slop soap from one end of the bathroom to the other, and leave used hygiene products anywhere and everywhere.

We did a high volume at lunch and I had to schedule someone to be a women's bathroom attendant during the entire lunch rush to cut back on the disgusting skank left for the next lady to enter the restroom. We might check the mens room 3 or 4 times a day, mainly to mop up muddy boot prints and wipe down the sinks... but the women's room had to be checked every hour or sooner.

[seemunkee]

30. Welcome home

Look forward to the pictures.

[Guava Jelly]

31. Thank you

I will post some better ones later

[lizziegrace]

32. Glad you're back!

:loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

34. Thank you lizziegrace

It is great to be back.
:loveya:
Now if i only didn't have to work :)

[AirmensMom]

33. Welcome home, GoPsUx!

:hi: :hug:

[Guava Jelly]

35. Thanks :o)

I even made it through customs without a cavity search :7 :rofl:
:hi: :hug:

[Zuiderelle]

36. I didn't know that chickens ever wore tops.

:shrug:

[Guava Jelly]

37. Well now you know.

[Zuiderelle]

38. Ah, so you were ogling male topless chickens.

I get it.

[Guava Jelly]

39. Yeah I'm in to gay bestiality

you got me pegged :wtf:

[Zuiderelle]

40. Wow, that's a bit more than I needed to know.

[Guava Jelly]

42. I am glad i could quench your thirst for knowledge

Have a uneventful day.

[Kajsa]

41. Welcome back,GoPsUx!

I'm glad you had a fun time.

You were missed!

:hi: :pals:

[Guava Jelly]

43. I thank you

Heck as much as i posted it was like i never left :)
I had fun
Seven days is the perfect length for a vacation
I started to miss my asshole cats anyway
:hi: :pals:

[Parche]

44. MEXICO

Did you go to Cabo??

I took a group of 160 Nov 2005 there, all inclusive RIU Palace Resort........one of the best
times!!!

Free beverages all day long!!!
Even though I only drink Heineken.....I had to lower the standards for Corona...........

[Guava Jelly]

45. I didn't do Cabo

I stayed here
http://www.realresorts.com.mx/The_Royal_Playa_Carmen/
it was very nice

[bikebloke]

46. I stayed nearby

A dinky place a block in run by a German ex-pat. I had to walk around your resort to the stretch of beach I preferred. Though I was there off season, so the nightspots were near deserted. No worries. Burnt out from work, I enjoyed the sun, swims and long sleeps.

[av8rdave]

47. Welcome back! I've spent more than my share of time there..always good to be home

[Guava Jelly]

49. Thank you and Yes it is

I missed my critters.
:)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

48. My dear GoPsUx!

Welcome home, sweetie!

Glad you had a great time, and even gladder that you're back here with us!

:loveya: :hug: :loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

50. Thanks Calpeg

You sure know how to make a guy feel welcomed :loveya: :hug: