he want's a divorce!

[auntAgonist]

A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting a divorce.

The attorney asked, ‘May I help you’?

Farmer : “Yeah, I want one of them dayvorces”.

Attorney: “ Do you have any grounds?”

Farmer: “Yeah, I got ‘bout a hunnert ‘n forty acres.”

Attorney: “No, do you have a case?”

Farmer: “ No, I don’t have a case but I got me a John Deere.”

Attorney: “ You don’t understand. No sir, do you have a grudge?”

Farmer: “ I shore do. That’s whar I park my John Deere.”

Attorney: “No sir, I mean do you have a suit?”

Farmer: “Yes sir. I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sunday’s.”

Exasperated attorney: “Well sir, does your wife beat you up or any thing?”

Farmer: “No sir. We both get up at 4:30.”

Finally the attorney says: “WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?”

Farmer says: “ Cause I kain’t never get no meaningful conversation with her".



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and with that I'm off to work :)

:hi:

aA

[billyskank]

1. See you later auntieA

:hi:

[MorningGlow]

2. Billy! How are you doing?

The crew over at the astro forum is worried about you. Check in and give an update, 'kay? :hi:

[billyskank]

4. Oh, I'll go over there

Thanks auntieA. :hug:

[MorningGlow]

5. MG actually

But yes, please do visit! :hug:

[billyskank]

6. Ack!

Sorry! :hug:

[MorningGlow]

7. No worries!

:hi:

[graywarrior]

3. Fuck, if that ain't about the funniest damn thing I ever heard.