What were the first words out of your mouth today?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

mine was "new york state is stupid"

[underpants]

1. 4 f*****g 52?

Actually that is what time I got up. The first words were probably something to the cats who had been shut down in the den. Something like "Morning buddy"

[Midlodemocrat]

2. "who let you out"

To the puppy who woke me up by kissing me.

[ZombieNixon]

3. "Oh, shit."

(I was late for work :P)

[El Supremo]

4. Same as every day.

"Thank you God for giving me another day."

[leftofthedial]

5. "Hiya buddy"

My dog was nudging my cheek, ready for his first walk of the day.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

6. "Fuck this shit."

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Somethin' like 'Oh... yeah'

I woke up to a clock flashing 12:00... 12:00... 12:00 and remembered they were gonna turn off the electricals to replace a transformer.

[NewJeffCT]

8. probably something like "Get up"

I had posted yesterday that my toughest chore on weekday mornings is getting my wife & daughter out of bed...

[huskerlaw]

9. Not sure exactly,

but some sort of morning greeting to the cats.

[deadparrot]

10. What the...fuck?

When my shrill, angry alarm went off again after I (thought I) had turned it off.

[KitchenWitch]

11. Time to get up!

:D

[JackBeck]

12. Fuck.

I apparently say it every morning, and never have any recollection of doing so.

[Reverend_Smitty]

14. I say that often when I get up too...

wake-up time is my least favorite part of the day

[JackBeck]

21. I'm such a night owl.

Even when I was a kid.

I bartended for 8 years, from 5 PM to 5 AM. Now that I'm a 9-5er, getting up in the morning seems to take forever.

[Reverend_Smitty]

24. Me too

I just can't seem to function before 11am. It seems like the whole world is prejudiced against night owls...whenever I get the urge to go mini golfing at 2am, there's never a place open!

[ThomCat]

35. We should get our own state or something.

We should take over Pennsylvania or someplace, and make it a state law that businesses must cater to our hours instead of the traditional 9-5! :evilgrin:

[Reverend_Smitty]

38. hell yeah!

I live in the diner capitol of the world (NJ) and I'm finding it harder and harder to come across a 24 hr diner anymore. Of the dozen or so diners within close driving distance of me only 3 or 4 of them are open 24/7...and THAT my friend is an abomination!

[mikeytherat]

13. "Kibble time!"

Alarm goes off, get up, feed cats.

mikey_the_rat

[seemunkee]

15. "Get down"

The pups were hungry and jumping all over the place

[Strawman]

23. ...

[guitar man]

16. Shit, 5:30 already

.......stupid job....mumble mumble.....crap. gotta get goin' :(

[northzax]

17. 'your honor'

it wasn't a good morning

[Critters2]

18. Same as most days....."Puppy, do you really need to go out this early?"

And the answer is always the same...Yes!!!

[Name removed]

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[Fran Kubelik]

20. I think I said:

I love you.

[bikebloke]

22. Not today.

Arriving at work, when I climbed aboard the elevator with my bike. A woman said it must feel great biking in. I had been battered by howling wind. Plus, plow piles of snow that had been melting yesterday with small streams froze over night. I was weaving around ice patches across the entire bridge.

But it sure beats the train.

[Hard_Work]

25. Hey, buddy

to my amazing 2 year old son.

[trof]

26. "Mornin', Hon."

Almost every morning.
:-)

[Mojambo]

27. "I can't fucking do this again." n/t

[deepthought42]

28. Ug.

*groan* I don't like to talk before I get to Starbucks to get my coffee. Even then I have to force myself to speak out loud when it's my turn to order...lol :hangover:

[Burma Jones]

29. Happy Birthday Jake

My Boy turns Nine today....

[Phillycat]

33. What a handsome kid! Look at those eyes.

Geez, lock up your daughters, people! :D

[Burma Jones]

85. Thank You...

He's oblivious so far........

[GoddessOfGuinness]

53. Happy Birthday Jake!

Say, Columbia's giving a concert tomorrow night, if you don't have other plans.

We'll have 2 young violin soloists, one 10, the other 14. Both are a pleasure to listen to. We're also playing Daniel Roumain's Harlem Essay, which is an interesting work, incorporating a tape and some funky motifs, and even a little (very little) rap-like segment.

We end the program with Beethoven 6th Symphony.
More info here: http://www.columbiaorchestra.org/

[Burma Jones]

86. I knew about this, but we have plans.......

Too bad, I really like the Beethoven......

Break a leg.....

[BreweryYardRat]

30. "What time is it?"

As it turned out, 2:30 PM.

[Phillycat]

31. "Hi baby" to my cat.

He was licking my forehead so I would feed him. :loveya:

[ThomCat]

32. "Oh fuck"

When I got out of bed and the muscle spasms started. x(

[Polly Hennessey]

34. To my dogs --

Let's go outside and go pee pee. I don't know why I include myself.

[Phillycat]

37. LOL!

Hey, you never know! One day you might join them. :D

[NoGOPZone]

36. "I can't let you out if you don't get off my legs."

[u4ic]

39. "Aaah!! I forgot to..."

(do a certain something yesterday).


That was remedied this morning.

[Mad_Dem_X]

40. Probably a groggy, "I love you"

To my husband as he kissed me goodbye before leaving for work (at 3 am).

[idgiehkt]

41. Hi Little Chicken

to my bird "chicken little" that was standing on my pillow. :)

[madinmaryland]

42. Comment Deleted.

Not worth repeating, cause I hate weekday mornings!!

[NMDemDist2]

43. "morning sweetie, how'd ya sleep?"

pretty much my usual first words unless it's "you stupid dogs, get the hell out of the bedroom and STFU!!!" but that is fairly rare

[youthere]

44. Brrrr. Cold.

[av8rdave]

45. %$#@, my ear still hurts and I DON'T want to get on an airplane!

[Roon]

46. Daisy?Where are you? Wanna go out?

eom

[graywarrior]

47. "What!"

Followed by "what what what!! Jesus!!!"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

48. "Good morning,"

Said with a smile.

It's a nice way to start the day. :-)

[Nicole]

49. Hello

when I answered the phone.

[AlCzervik]

50. "hold on Bob i'm getting your lettuce"

[bigwillq]

51. I gotta pee

yeah, I said it out loud...I always talk to myself.

[Bzzzz]

52. Maggie...

no bark.

[Dastard Stepchild]

54. probably "hi, friend"...

I say that to all my little animal companions when I wake up in the morning. Then I pat them on their little heads. :)

[Breeze54]

55. "Damn, it snowed last night and I'm freezing my ass off !!"

:rofl:

[montanto]

56. fucking cats!!

[mike_c]

68. was it good for you...?

:evilgrin:

[Call Me Wesley]

57. "Quick, buy 200 MRK more!"

Or something like that, but I didn't had coffee yet ...

[swag]

58. "Tell Abner Doubleday not to let baseball die."

No, wait. Those were Abe Lincoln's last words.

[AirmensMom]

59. "C'mon, baby ..".

said to the kitty who was a little slow coming out of the bedroom when I walked to the kitchen to feed them. :loveya:

[xmas74]

60. Damn it!

(I woke up and found blood on my pillow. Another damn nosebleed in my sleep. Used to be really common as a child.)

I was just mad that I had to scrub my pillowcase.

[judaspriestess]

61. NO BAD KITTIES!!!

my kiddens started fighting and woke me up.

[Madspirit]

63. My "oh shit"

...had to do with my cats! Those bad kitties.
Lee

[Madspirit]

62. Oh Shit n/t

[Shine]

64. Good question.

I think mine were: "Good morning, sweetheart"...to my sleephead 10 yr old dtr as she stumbled down the hallway. :D

[Delphinus]

65. "Hi, baby".

:) (to my dog)

[fishwax]

66. aw, fuck

That's usually my reaction to the alarm :)

[mike_c]

67. "is this about cat food...?"

That's the usual morning question.

[Cannikin]

69. Fuck, this day is going to suck. (and I was right!)

[idgiehkt]

88. hope today is better.

:hug:

[jane_pippin]

70. I said " have a good night" to the bus driver this morning

when I got off at my stop. Meant to say "have a good morning," but it just didn't come out that way. It's residue from my old retail job. I'm not an idiot, I swear! :rofl:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

71. "What are you fucking cats doing now?"

[Chan790]

72. "Larg, I hope the cat...,who's calling?"

As for who or what Larg is, I do not know. Nor do I know what hope I held for the cat. I do know it was my mom on the phone and that she forgot why she called.

[Shakespeare]

73. "Coffee"

"Must have coffee."

[unsavedtrash]

74. "I hit the snooze so I could hold you a few more minutes."

Just didn't want to leave her side this morning.

[LostInAnomie]

75. Thank God for rubber sheets!

:P

[femmocrat]

77. Delete.

[ikojo]

76. "I guess I'd better get up.."

I was talking to my cat.

[femmocrat]

78. "Wha' day iz 'iss? Sshit."

[InvisibleTouch]

79. "Shut up!"

To the puppy wailing and yodeling downstairs in his crate. He's such a sweet and quiet boy otherwise, but damn, he's developing a bad habit!

[MassLiberal]

80. did it snow?

(It didn't.)

[dropkickpa]

81. Shut up, I'm coming. OUCH!

Said to dog as she grumbled about going out to pee, then she stepped on my bare foot with her big ol' lab claws.

[Pierre.Suave]

82. Who are you, and where am I?

just kidding...

I dont actually remember, I think it may have been, "good morning."

edit: tomorrow morning, it will be:

My god you are so beautiful, lets just stay in bed for a while, where its warm, and snuggle.

[Pierre.Suave]

92. My prediction came true

This morning I said:

You are so beautiful, lets just stay in bed for a while, where its warm, and snuggle...

and snuggle we did. :hug:

[Shell Beau]

83. Love you too!!

To my husband! He leaves at 6:30 and I am still asleep, but tells me bye and that he loves me every morning!

[texanwitch]

84. I say the same thing every morning to my cat.

Dammit, get off the table.

[ContraBass Black]

87. "Oh fuck!"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6232879

[quiet.american]

89. Oh? n/t

[datasuspect]

90. "what in god's name?!?!"

[Bullwinkle925]

91. "Hi Sweetie".....

that's all.