So this fancy hooker comes up to me....

[WCGreen]

And she says,

"Hey mista, you look like a high roller....

How's about a trip around the world for a thousand dollars...."

"A thousand dollars," I exclaimed...

And she replied, "Yea a thousand dollars and you don't need no passport... If you gets my drift..."

I rooted around my pocket and found a sawbucks and should it to her and quizzed...

"Wlll this at least get me to Poughkipsie...."

[LostInAnomie]

1. Well, did it!?

WELL!!!? :popcorn:

[WCGreen]

2. Nah, it didn't play well there either...

[graywarrior]

3. Bwhahahahaha hahahah ah hahahah hahahaha

But could she remove her dentures????

[WCGreen]

4. Now that....

Would have been a trip to Venus....

[Bucky]

5. A *fancy* hooker would have better spoken grammar

....and while you're in Poughkipsie, look out for the crabs

[WCGreen]

7. Not them fancy hookers I know...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. Is this another one from your storied past?

I love it!

:toast:

[WCGreen]

8. Nah, just an old joke....

I never had to once pay cash for sex...

At least not in a formal transaction...