When I think haruka3_2000, I think____________.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

Come on, do tell.

[KitchenWitch]

1. You are going to hit me!

Douchebag!

:D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. I am a douchebag.

And I haven't hit anyone since I hit LostinVA a couple hours ago.

[billyskank]

2. Best not

:blush:

[LeftyMom]

3. "DUer most likely to have a bail bondsman on speed dial."

:D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. Hey! I haven't been arrested since April 29, 2006.

:rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. I think.......strong, smart, sexy!

She stands up for what she believes, and takes no prisoners!

:hug:

[bicentennial_baby]

6. Bad Ass, Cool as Hell, Hella Smaht

Grrrrrrl, who loves animals, sushi, and good beer :D

:loveya:

[flvegan]

7. Jeebus, where the hell do I begin?

Do you want reality or fantasy? Are we talking personality or physical?

[LeftyMom]

9. She's gonna kick your ass.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. I'm going to kick your ass.

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. Someone who is extremely kick ass!

:D

[Pushed To The Left]

12. Religious feet (toes on the Bible)!

[Guava Jelly]

13. If i only could convert her and her Girlfriend it would be one hell

of a fantasy come true :evilgrin:
I mean it worked for Ted Haggard :rofl::sarcasm:

I think actually she is a really nice lady.
And a good ally if you ever need backup.

[LostinVA]

19. You're such a perv

I like that about you.

[Guava Jelly]

20. Hey can you blame me :o)

I am a nice perv though :7

[Robeson]

14. A great DU'er....

...keep up the good work!

[Lyric]

15. Fun, uninhibited, crazy.

But in a good way :) :hug:

[mainegreen]

22. -wrong place-

meant to reply to main post.
I hate it when I do that!

[Chan790]

16. Interesting...

You're definitely interesting. You have a broad base of knowledge in a number of topics outside the mainstream.

Confrontational (in a good way). You call people on their bullshit or when they're talking out their ass. (Including myself on a few (ok, several) occasions.)

A unique, thoughtful, and knowledgeable presence to this board.

Also, the DUer most likely to have taken HST's suicide hard.

[outofbounds]

17. you asked for it

I think she is a beautiful, fun loving, witty character full of charisma and as strong as 50 acres of garlic and stead fast in her belief. She has the ability to sum things up in one line or less and it usually sends me to floor laughing my ass off. Its only 8:30 am here so I' have to make this toast a light one. Let me see... 2 shots of Jager a sex on the beach and a glass of Makers Mark. OK i'm ready Heres to ya Haruka3_2000 wish I was a woman! I simply love most of your posts.:toast: That emoticon just don't have enough liquor in it :hippie:

[NewJeffCT]

18. Freeper troll! Dittohead! L-dotter!

:evilgrin:

just kidding.

Somebody that is fun, young and cool.

[Midlodemocrat]

21. A little schmoopie woopie.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

30. Wait?

I thought I was a little schmoopie woopie pie.

[ScreamingMeemie]

35. Actually, it's schmoopie woopie loopie doo.

:hi:

[SKKY]

23. about haruka3_2000 AND LostinVA...

...yummy. And about heels and a bible, but mostly those 2.

[mainegreen]

24. Girls, Booze, Guns and the open road.

Well, maybe no open road in Jersey!

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

27. There's lots of open road in NJ.

Much of the state is woods and farms.

[mainegreen]

31. I know. I was really amazed with the mountainous western half of NJ.

I was just being sassy.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

32. Yeah, that's the part of the state I live in.

I refer to where I live as the edge of nothing. I'm close to stuff, but I'm on the edge of miles of woods.

[graywarrior]

25. Sweet and innocent and follows ALL the rules like a choir girl.

:rofl:

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[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

28. Thank you, love.

[slj0101]

29. Who?

:shrug:

[Name removed]

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[Starbucks Anarchist]

36. ...

:evilgrin: :toast:

[Taverner]

37. Nothing

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

44. You kicked a week old thread to say, "Nothing?"

:shrug:

[unpossibles]

38. freedom hater

come on. admit it.

:)

actually the word "funxy" comes to mind, but don't ask me to explain it.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

40. Please explain the word "funxy."

[unpossibles]

43. fun, funny, foxy.

crap. I should have worked "freaky" in there somewhere.

[SteppingRazor]

39. "compliment fisher"

:P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

41. I'm just trying to figure out why a week old thread was kicked by someone saying "Nothing."

:rofl:

[SteppingRazor]

42. Hmm... I didn't even notice that till you pointed it out.

You'll have to ask Taverner :shrug:

[Guava Jelly]

45. I think what monster have i created "when I think"

The thread that wouldn't die!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

46. Seriesly!!!

:wtf:

[Guava Jelly]

48. Havent these threads caused enough agony?

At least mine is still buried.
Oh well they were fun for a few hours until the @$$holes all came out.
:mad:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

49. Yeah, the assholes certainly have caused problems on these threads.

[flvegan]

47. You sir, are the root of evil. We are merely branches.

flvegan, proud owner of locked "when I think" thread.

*snicker*

[Guava Jelly]

50. tell me about it

I still think the douche bag threads were sillier

[flvegan]

51. I think

the douchebags IN those "when I think" threads were sillier!

[KamaAina]

52. Olive Garden!

Mmmm... unlimited breadsticks...

[Karenca]

53. Very funny -- and very, very smart.

Tells it like it is ---

and can size up people almost intuitively.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

54. Thank you.

I definitely call bullshit on bullshit.

[Karenca]

55. Yes, you certainly do.

I wanted to add: '"don't fuck with Haruka".

She's way smarter than you are. :thumbsup:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

56. BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! Well, you added it now!

:thumbsup:

[Shakespeare]

57. Freaky voodoo lesbian!

'Cause she can put the gay on ya and all. :P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

61. Yup.

LostinVA and I tried to put it on Midlodemocrat last Sunday.

[Name removed]

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[bridgit]

60. biscuits!!

:bounce:

[sniffa]

62. someone who's wedding i'm going to

:bounce:

:loveya:

:loveya:

and just so everyone knows, i'm catching the garters.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

63. You do indeed have an invite.

[sniffa]

64. i'm so excited

even more so for the bacheLorette party. :bounce:

what kind of dancers are we gonna get for it?

[Karenca]

66. they're having

go-go dancers.

[sniffa]

69. nice

that's hottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

110. Totally.

[sniffa]

134. any idea where you might register?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

135. Not sure yet. Ikea is definitely one place.

[sniffa]

136. be carefuL of ikea

bi-baby and mrs. sniffa were "heLped" by a phobe. he was sickened by them.

but they do have some cooL shit. we got our bed there.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

68. I don't know. What kind do you think we should get?

[bicentennial_baby]

71. sexy beeyotches....

who shave/wax :D

[LostinVA]

76. Shaving/waxing is tres essential at my bachlorette party

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

79. I agree. Body hair is a sign of Satan.

[sniffa]

72. i Like karenca's idea

we'LL have to get Lap dances too.

[bicentennial_baby]

99. only if they can rock it....

and sock it... :bounce:

[bicentennial_baby]

65. me too?

i mean, not that many people have stayed up until 5 am to discuss the finer points of Leopard Gecko husbandry with you while getting trashed over the phone, have they?

:loveya: both...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

70. You certainly do.

:loveya:

And my gecko is preggers!

[bicentennial_baby]

73. Awwwwww! I want a baby!!!

I'll drive to NJ to get it...And carry it home very gently...And Sniffa says I can have one :D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

78. Last year the incubator got f'd up.

Hopefully, that won't happen this year and I will definitely give you a baby. The mom is a lavender albino and the dad is a high yellow.

[bicentennial_baby]

80. Oh, they'll be beautiful!!

*fingers crossed* thank you :)

[LeftyMom]

67. It's a damn shame you're having a dry reception, but I'm sure we'll still have fun.

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

74. Dry? No fucking way! Jameson toast, baby!

:toast:

[LostinVA]

77. Dry??? Are you INSANE

[LeftyMom]

84. Well, I figured you guys would have to take out a mortgage, between her family and invited DUers.

I'd hate to see that happen. :D

BYOB? :rofl:

[LostinVA]

86. Hmmm..... good point

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

87. I'm planning on sucking up to my stepdad.

A whole lot.

[bicentennial_baby]

93. Oh Sniffa and I will bring our own supplies...

3 Olives Vodka....Check
V8...Check
Lemons...Check
Limes....Check
Kosher salt...Check
Pepper....Check
Vermouth...Check
Olive Brine...Check
Shot glass...Check
Martini shaker...Check!

:D

[LeftyMom]

95. Hmmm, have to think about what I can fly in.

Or find whatever the NJ equivalent of BevMo is.

Do they have BevMo there? I should check. Off to look at their website. Holy crap, they have no BevMo. Poor non-Californinan lushes, I don't know how they cope without supermarket sized liquor stores. :cry:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

98. We don't have BevMo.

We do have liquor stores.

[LeftyMom]

105. You poor child.

My heart weeps for you.

[ScreamingMeemie]

75. I think my post was accidentally deleted...

When I think haruka I think a heck of a person, and a friend to rhymes with feeders everywhere. :hi: I'm thinking you should go rainbow with your bridesmaid's dresses... It'd be awesome.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

81. That'd be way tacky.

We'll just pick a standard ugly color for the bridesmaid dresses.

[ScreamingMeemie]

82. Okay...as long as it's fuscia...

I just love fuscia...or maybe sea foam??? :think:

[LostinVA]

83. You are so NOT going to be a bridesmaid now

[ScreamingMeemie]

85. ....

:cry:

I've cleared out my ENTIRE planner for the next year... :cry: How 'bout I do your hair for free??? I'm licensed even.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

88. Have you seen our hair?

There's nothing to do to it, except hope it doesn't rain that day.

[ScreamingMeemie]

90. See? Even better that it's free.

:hug:

[LostinVA]

89. WE both have crazy mick hair -- the only thing you can do is pray for

Low humidity.

[ScreamingMeemie]

91. MrG has crazy mick hair...

I'm used to dealing with it. Less is more.

[sniffa]

92. do i get to give a speech

y'know, some jokes and such. be forewarned: i occasionaLLy get a bit racey with my Language.

[LostinVA]

96. Are you insane???

Okay, you can, after everyone's drunk.

[sniffa]

102. very much so

i'm sure i'LL be in the bag myseLf.

[LostinVA]

104. Everyone over 15 will be tanked anyway

An Irish-Sicilian wedding, you know.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

106. Hopefully, my sisters will dance on tables using empy champagne bottles as microphones like at...

my mom's wedding.

[sniffa]

130. oooh, that's hot

[Midlodemocrat]

131. Not TeenMidlo.

She's a very good girl.


:hide:

[LostinVA]

132. Whatever -- I know what you're like

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

133. That's what you think.

She's sitting with my sisters.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

97. Sure!

[sniffa]

111. i need to start working on it

wiLL there be many/some young chiLdren in attendence?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

112. A few, including Gaybro, but he's 14.

The only other kids I can think of are my cousins kids: 2, 6, and 7.

[sniffa]

113. cooL, cooL

the young ones won't know what i'm taLking about; and gaybro wiLL obviousLy know the deviant sex jokes.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

114. Knowing him, he'll turn beet red and leave the room.

Poor kid.

[sniffa]

115. ooh, i think i'LL caLL him out right away then

then onLy the drinking aged kids (15 right?) wiLL be Left.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

116. Yeah, the next youngest people will be like 19-20, so you're golden.

[bicentennial_baby]

94. oooh, I'm an expericened bridesmaid!

Just don't put me in peach or aqua again....please gawd. :cry:

[ScreamingMeemie]

100. Perhaps mauve???

This is why I was thinking that rainbow would be so totally cool. :D :hug:

[bicentennial_baby]

101. Hmmm. is that some kind of purple?

Yeah, rainbow's the way to go, MrsG... :D

:hug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

103. It's like pink, but ugly.

[ScreamingMeemie]

107. It's a reddish, pinkly purple

to be totally sort of exact. :hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

108. Yeah, I know this douchebag that used to have a mauve house and a mauve couch.

Apparently, he got some sort of deal on siding.

[bicentennial_baby]

109. ew...

:puke:

[The Traveler]

117. A good lass

to have at yer shoulder when the evil wind is up and it is gettin' time to rock and roll.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

118. Damn straight.

[The Traveler]

120. Fuckin' A

Internet experiences of others are always questionable, but I have read many of your words. I like what you have to say and how you say it, and I think you are a natural born fighter. Bright blessings to you and yours, babe.

[crim son]

119. Crunchy on the outside,

not so crunchy on the inside.

[NMMNG]

121. Jersey Devil

:P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

122. I'm not from freaking South Jersey.

Thank God.

[NMMNG]

125. Funny, I don't recall the legend specifying South Jersey

And don't be dissing SJ either. :grr:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

126. The Jersey Devil lives in the Pine Barrens and dissing South Jersey is a favorite hobby of mine.

Just ask LostinVA. She's from *gag* South Jersey. Thank God, she's not from the Pine Barrens at least.

[NMMNG]

127. I'm going to send my dad to mess you up

:P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

128. Pfft. Whatever.

My family is not one to be messed with.

[LostinVA]

129. I know, she's so annoying that way

I grew up in SONJ, and the Jersey Devil, although born near Leesburg, roams the whole state. Last I head, she was driving an SUV and living in Rockaway.

[VenusRising]

123. Her sig smiley always makes me laugh.

:)

[sakabatou]

124. Asian Kung fu Generation