honorary titles you'd like to have

[datasuspect]

me - "defender of the faith" or "knight of the most noble order of the garter"

[Lyric]

1. Mistress of the Dark

but only if I get Elvira's body along with it :hide:

[Boogie]

2. Galactic emperor

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

3. Queen of the Galaxy

[Bunny]

4. Queen of the Shit Heap.

My robe and scepter, please...

[terrya]

5. "His Exalted Majesty, the Emperor of Chicago"

But someone else has that title. :-(

[datasuspect]

8. was it that streeterville guy way back when

norton something or other or am i confusing him with that guy from S.F.

[greatauntoftriplets]

10. Emperor Norton was SF.

He's referring to Emperor Richard II, who is about to go through yet another coronation, given the certainty of Tuesday's primary going for another Daley term.

[Pierre.Suave]

17. would that be

his majesty the royal mayor daly?

[YDogg]

6. Scourge of the Canal

Actually, that is one of my childhood nicknames. Long story.

[Lautremont]

7. Grand Viscount

[greatauntoftriplets]

9. Queen of All Argyll.

Even though I have no Scottish ancestry.

:shrug:

[skygazer]

11. She Who Must Be Obeyed

What else?

[XemaSab]

12. Queen of California

and Empress of the United States.

For starters.

[Drum]

13. "Lord" would do nicely...

I've always wanted to be knighted.

[Shine]

14. Mistress of Time, Space and Dimension

Beautiful Goddess.

I actually already have them. :D

[Giant Robot]

15. I used to fancy

Venerable Lord and Master, but that was a while ago. I will think up a new one now.

Although I am partial to Your Holiness, but that seems to be taken already.

[ZombieNixon]

16. I've always liked "Destroyer of Light"

:evilgrin:

[northzax]

18. Lord High Commissioner

of the Third Regiment of Her Majesty's Royal Bikini Inspectors.

Although come to think of it, that would be a bitch to put on a business card.

I always thought the title "First Sea Lord" was pretty damn cool.

[datasuspect]

20. "first sea lord?"

i like that one.

[northzax]

21. indeed. it's a real one, too

the professional head of the British Navy, roughly equivalent to the Chief of Naval Operations in the US. The Secretary of the Navy would be equivalent to the old title "Lord High Admiral" (now vested in the Soveriegn) and later "First Lord of the Admiralty" (a position once held by Winston Churchill, now defunct)

[Pierre.Suave]

19. SUPREME RULER OF THE UNIVERSE

But, right now I would settle for Commandant of the Marine Corps, so I could do something about BushCo.

[KitchenWitch]

22. "Goddess of All"

[mainegreen]

23. anything that ends with 'the immortal'.

[Call Me Wesley]

24. "Ipsissimus 10=1"

Oh, sorry, you meant honorary titles I'd like to have? "Baron" would be nice. ;)