What else could I fail to do today?

[GirlinContempt]

I have a nearly 4,000 square foot house more or less to myself, I actually didn't have to wake up and go to work, or cook breakfast, or clean, or run real errands, or frankly anything.
So far I've:
stayed in my bright yellow froggie pyjamas
drank (drunk? no, drank)beer
finished lego star wars II
ate some eggs
smoked

So far I have not:
Done laundry
cleaned
dressed
left the house
checked my work accounts

What else can I avoid today? It's my only day to myself for over a week, I'm crazy busy with work while the 2 bosses are off on vacation and I'm doing the shit up.

[GirlinContempt]

1. I can't fail to do nothing, I just can't.

[Blue-Jay]

2. You can do anything you put your mind to.

(Mama always said that)

[GirlinContempt]

3. Can I not do anything I don't bother putting my mind to?

[Blue-Jay]

6. That stands up to logical reasoning as well.

Fuck it, it's Sunday. Don't do whatever you feel like not doing.

[GirlinContempt]

8. You're just bitter you missed

the naughty girls. Don't take it out on me.

[ghostsofgiants]

4. Respond to my response to your MSN message, maybe?

:P

[GirlinContempt]

5. Yeah well.....

[hippywife]

7. Everyone

needs a day just like that once in awhile. Hope you enjoyed it. :hi:

[GirlinContempt]

9. Thanks, I am