I'm posting random pictures of gorgeous men. Tell me which one

[crim son]

suits me best:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear crim son........

I like number six myself...........:evilgrin:

Did you know I got to meet him?

He's definitely a sweetheart.......

[crim son]

4. So I've heard!

From the man himself. :hi:

[idgiehkt]

2. the one in the blue plaid shirt

suits you best, definitely. :hi:

Wish I could stick around and hash this out further, but I think I'm gonna go jump in the tub with David Boreanz.

:loveya:

[crim son]

3. He's all yours. His brow is too lofty and o'erhanging.

:P

[idgiehkt]

5. I like them that way

when they are hung...er, hanging...you know what I mean. :evilgrin:

[crim son]

6. I've heard that the depth of the brow is inversely proportional to

... eh, never mind.

[mainegreen]

7. Either the greek god or the cat.

The cat is just, well funny. You put that there just so someone could pick it, and I'm happy to oblige.
And the greek god? Well, it's clear that he's got the goods. :7

[crim son]

8. The cat is there to salute you, mainegreen.

And by Greek god do you mean the bodybuilding pic? I think he's a bit too buff. How's he going to stay warm through the winter in Maine? :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. Wha... what about....

He's hurt you forgot him. :P

[crim son]

11. Oh, you mean this guy?

(Your picture isn't showing :( )



WTHell was I thinking?

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. Aw shit.

I fix. :D

But yeah, him. :P

[crim son]

21. Oh good, he's back!

I keep forgetting he's not gay. :bounce:

[mentalsolstice]

10. Need you even ask?

That dark complexion and salt 'n pepper hair... yum!

[crim son]

12. You mean the guy with the green skin? n/t

[mentalsolstice]

32. Him too! n/t

[crim son]

37. It turns out that Shrek is as ugly on the inside

as he is on the outside. As I've posted before, ugliness is no guarantee of kindness or virtue.

[mentalsolstice]

59. I'm just sayin'

If he's green, don't count him out. However, I'm rootin' for the brown-skinned guy with salt n' pepper hair, just because I have a "feel" for his character! Really, it's all about character, not about looks or color! Shrek may have beautiful soul, but I don't know that for sure! However...I do know a person, for sure, that does have a beautiful soul...

[crim son]

61. ...

:hug:

[mentalsolstice]

65. Go for it! Go for the green, blue, light, dark...

Girlfriend, you deserve the best! As do all our guyfriends on DU!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

102. ...

:blush:

Actually, my hair's black -- the flash from the camera makes it look partially silver. :rofl:

[graywarrior]

13. #6

[crim son]

15. You think?

He is a standout, I'll agree. :7

[graywarrior]

18. And you KNOW he's nice.

[crim son]

22. He hints around a lot about being an asshole.

:think:

[graywarrior]

23. I hint around that I'm intelligent.

:rofl:

[crim son]

27. And you're a goddamned genius.

:7

[graywarrior]

29. Some people here would disagree.

[crim son]

30. There are different types of people.

I know for a fact that if you weren't brilliant, you wouldn't be so comfortable being an ass around the Lounge. :P

[graywarrior]

33. Now THAT is a brilliant statement.

See? You make me seem smart by making statements like that.

[crim son]

34. The ONLY thing I'm good at is stating the truth as I see it :)

Well, also bellydancing.

[graywarrior]

36. Oh yeah! You bellydance, dontcha!!??

[crim son]

38. No, I don't.

I'd like to though. I think I'd be pretty good at it, hehe. Do you bellydance?

[graywarrior]

40. No, I saw some perform recently in Sarasota and it was very sensual.

[crim son]

43. I ate at a nifty Indian restaurant in NYC when I was infinitely younger

and during the meal there was a wonderful show with belly dancers. This conversation is making me want to look and see if a class is offered somewhere nearby. It's supposed to be great for your waistline.

I can suck the sensual out of any dance.

[graywarrior]

46. Bwahahahahaha you re too hard on yourself.

Too bad there wasn't jowl dancing.

[crim son]

49. Or turkeyneck dancing.

:puke:

[graywarrior]

51. There ya go. We could make videos!!!!

Face Dancing.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

157. Yes... nice.

:evilgrin:

[guitar man]

14. Take the Myers Rum Guy

...he's probably half drunk and easy :evilgrin:

[crim son]

16. GTRMAN, an easy man is not difficult to find, so I'm not looking.

I prefer a challenge! (like I could get rumguy in a million years :rofl: )

[wildhorses]

17. Ioan Gruffudd--post a pic of him!!

you won't regret it and maybe SA will get jealous:rofl:

[crim son]

24. Umm, yeah. I'll do what I have to.

[wildhorses]

26. can i have him??? please!!! i mean if you don't want him and

you got SA and the myers rum guy ....

[crim son]

28. I'm feeling generous this evening

so YES, you may have him. Even though I don't have SA or rumguy or even drunkguy on the corner of Hammond and Main St.

[Radio_Lady]

81. Yes, he did an amazing job in "Amazing Grace" -- but couldn't pronounce his name if I tried...

I tried...

[SPKrazy]

20. ....

:puke:

:puke:

:puke:

the marriage is off

[crim son]

25. You KNOW I'm not the marrying type!

Never again, unless he's incredibly wealthy and owns property in Costa Rica. :rofl: :hug: :pals: :loveya:

[SPKrazy]

39. I'm Not Sure I Am Either....

unless she has a lot of ...

no, not kids :crazy:

:shrug:

:loveya:

:hug:

[crim son]

41. I'm not the want anyone type.

You, I think you would like to have someone.

[SPKrazy]

45. Right....

I think you are NOT the not want anyone type...

I think you are too adorable (not just physical looks either my friend, adorable in other ways) and will always have someone...

[crim son]

47. I'm the "used to" want someone type.

Thank you for saying I'm adorable... I'm pretty sure nobody's ever called me that before. :hug:

[SPKrazy]

54. Ah, I Was Your First!

yup

you are adorable

;)

[Gormy Cuss]

31. Well, SA is the best of the bunch, but in your current situation either the tub guy or the rum guy.

The tub guy, because you can skip the foreplay and get right to business.
The rum guy, because he'd be ready for a party when you were.

[crim son]

35. You are describing the right man for the fucked-up Lisa,

the rejected and then rejected again Lisa, the Lisa who went from being a perfect housewife to a whore despised by both her husband and her lover and who therefore took a dive off the deep end.

That is not the way I am. :hi:

[Gormy Cuss]

58. Fine then.

Shrek for you. :hi:

crim mie, there's no such thing as the perfect housewife and I have no way of judging your past behavior, but you do need to get yourself out of Bangor. There is no there there for you.:hug:

[crim son]

60. It's true that this particular perfect housewife slept in the back

of the house instead of with her husband. I guessed you were judging me in a friendly way by what I've posted here which would be reasonable, but incorrect.

And yes, I really wish I could leave Bangor but I can't. :hug:

[SPKrazy]

62. I Hereby Judge You...

to be who you are... and to be wonderful despite your objections to the contrary, you are...

:evilgrin:

The Judge has spoken, therefore it is written and coded this day, 2/27/07 that the person known as crim son will no longer wear the scarlet letter and will also be released from the bondage of her guilt to be the wonderful person she truly is.

Without objection it is therefore now law.

The Judge SPK

[crim son]

63. I tore the letter off last weekend while my sisters watched.

Although I'm getting teary eyed writing about it, I think I am now free.

[SPKrazy]

67. I'm Glad...

the letter was shit

you aren't

Freedom is good!

:hug:

[Gormy Cuss]

69. I'm sorry, crim son. I wasn't judging you.

My reply would have been the same to any number of other loungers, all in the spirit of fun. I didn't mean to hit a nerve.

[crim son]

72. It's truly okay!

I post my life on here as a form of self-flagellation but now and then I wish I didn't. That was a nerve you hit, but I'm the idiot who exposed it. :hug:

[Guava Jelly]

42. I certainly can't compete with the handsome S_A

But I will sit back and study his moves.
Guys a playah! He is like Yoda.
:7 :popcorn:

[crim son]

44. He owes that to me.

I've made him famous throughout the Land, er... the Lounge. :7

[Guava Jelly]

48. The guys got it made

Heck even women that only like women think he's a stud.
And to also have the very Yowza Crimmey stalking him.
He is my new hero :7

[crim son]

50. Oh, he's playing me, GoPsUx.

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

56. He should change his name to Starbucks Heartbreaker hugh?

Yup you've been punked.
:rofl:

[crim son]

57. It's okay; I consider it good practice

for the next unrequited lust. :rofl:

[carly denise pt deux]

52. Most definitely bachelor #1!!!

I would defnintely offer to wash his back anytime!!!!!
Carly

[crim son]

53. I had to review the pics to remind myself who he is.

"Angel" from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. You're gonna have to fight idgiehkt for him... I think they're in the other room drying one another off right now. :hi:

[carly denise pt deux]

55. LOL n/t

Carly

[Briarius]

64. And where is my pic on this thread?

Hmmm?

[crim son]

66. You're a taken man!

Plus, don't think I haven't got a secret stash of tattoo pics on my hard drive. :evilgrin:

[Briarius]

70. You'll have to bug LynzM for more

I'm usually the one taking the pics, so there aren't as many of me :evilgrin:

[crim son]

73. I'm sure she would be pleased to receive my request.

:rofl:

[Briarius]

75. I'm sorry, you'll have to submit it in triplicate

with the appropriate stamps!

[InvisibleTouch]

68. Don't know about you, but...

...I could go for the second one. As long as he's not drunk. :)

[pitohui]

76. me too

i was thinking "anyone but the myer's rum dude, i'm taking him for myself!"

[BreweryYardRat]

71. This begs for a copycat with women, but my Photobucket bandwidth is fried until month's end.

Drat.

[crim son]

74. hehehe.

It's a slow night in Bangor.

[Danger Mouse]

77. I would go with #2. He's so suave that I am intimidated by his manly presence.

He is the sex.

[crim son]

78. There are many who agree with you.

I'm not entirely sure about the cleft chin. Okay, I've decided: you may have him! :rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

79. So generous of you, but I'd rather have you instead

;)

[crim son]

80. Aw, you're sweet.

:loveya: :hug: :loveya:

[Danger Mouse]

82. You know you're thrilled ;)

Who wouldn't be? :P
:loveya: :pals:

[crim son]

83. I am thrilled!

Another beautiful, too young, unattainable man professing his loyalty. There is nothing not to love about that! :loveya:

[Danger Mouse]

85. Beautiful??

Now you're really stretching it :blush: :blush: :blush:

[crim son]

86. I don't think so.

I have your pic, right? MySpace? I like what I like.

[Danger Mouse]

90. What can I say? I am honored.

:)
You're pretty attractive yourself, there missy ;)
:hug: :blush:

[crim son]

84. Um, UPDATE. I forgot to add reformedrepub's picture

and as it's too late to edit my OP, here he is:



There, reformedrepub. You are represented :pals:

[reformedrepub]

87. Thank You.....

Looking for a little love.....Thats all...:evilgrin:

[crim son]

88. You, my friend, need your own thread!

However I've poured myself a glass of wine because this has been a stressful evening, and I tend to wax overly poetic when drinking. I will spare you the embarrassment which I wish to cause Starbucks Anarchist. :evilgrin:

[reformedrepub]

89. LOL

I certainly dont need my own thread....and SA can hold his own.

[TOhioLiberal]

91. I choose #6...

...can I keep him? :rofl:

[crim son]

92. The following is about Anne Boleyn, but it applies:

'Whoso list to hunt, I know where is an hind!
But as for me, helas, I may no more;
The vain travail hath wearied me so sore,
I am of them that furthest come behind.
Yet may I by no means my wearied mind
Draw from the deer, but as she fleeth afore
Fainting I follow; I leave off therefore,
Since in a net I seek to hold the wind.
Who list her hunt, I put him out of doubt,
As well as I, may spend his time in vain.
And graven with diamonds in letters plain,
There is written her fair neck round about,
"Noli me tangere, for Caesar's I am,
And wild for to hold, though I seem tame."'


T. Wyatt

I think he's unattainable. Then again, how old are you? :hi:

[TOhioLiberal]

111. sigh...

...probably old enough to be his mother. How old is he?

[crim son]

112. Hmmm, semi-dupe.

[crim son]

114. A robust 26 although in my mind I keep remembering 28.

:cry:

hehe.

[TOhioLiberal]

Well...

...I guess I'll have to quit lusting after him...:cry: I have socks that are older than he is...:cry::cry:

[crim son]

119. You and I have to be close in age and I'm not letting his youth

get in the way of anything. And, my dearest friend, it's time to get rid of those socks!

[TOhioLiberal]

124. There's something a little bizarre...

...about chasing someone who is only 3 years older than my eldest son. :rofl:

[crim son]

125. I hear you.

My daughter will be sixteen in two months. I get around this by accepting the fact that I will never catch the prey. :rofl:

[TOhioLiberal]

128. I keep thinking...

...'like I'd ever have a chance...' (of course that thought occurs about just about everyone I've flirted with, or lusted over, or my celebrity crush.:shrug: ) Self esteem issues are a bitch, you know?

[crim son]

130. You have to pretend.

No, you don't have to, but you can. It's only the internets. :hug:

[TOhioLiberal]

133. Actually I have to...

...pretend, that is. Or I'll get the feeling that nobody will ever want me, and THAT'S a road I don't want to walk down, if you know what I mean.

[leftofthedial]

93. to quote the anonymous engineer at Abbey Road Studios

Number nine. Number nine. Number nine. Number nine. Number nine. Number nine . . .

[crim son]

95. I think there's something wrong with you.

:evilgrin:

[leftofthedial]

100. but whatever is wrong with me

is so right . . .

[crim son]

103. I can't disagree.

:hi:

[w8liftinglady]

94. i always thought Mike O'Hearn was HOT

[crim son]

98. He isn't bad!

I'd get nervous around all those muscles though. What will happen to them when he stops working out? :P

[w8liftinglady]

99. I'd lick the sweat from his abs any day

[TheBaldyMan]

96. I'll go with Shrek

[crim son]

101. I'm telling you, Shrek is an asshole.

:evilgrin:

[TheBaldyMan]

127. but hs does have a sexy scottish accent, he's solvent,

he lives in a swamp, he can deafen people by belching ... what's there not to like?

your trouble is your far too picky. :P

[crim son]

I was thinking recently about the accent deal.

A trip to Scotland is in order!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

97. Shrek!

:P

[crim son]

104. Well, It took you long enough!

This is my greatest tribute :rofl:

Most women chose you, SA. :hug:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

105. For which I am shocked and confused.

:rofl:

:hug:

[crim son]

106. But not embarrassed?

I was really aiming for embarrassment. :evilgrin:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

107. Okay, I'll turn red just for you.

:blush: :evilgrin:

It kind of looks weird against the brown skin, you know. :rofl:

[crim son]

108. You can't even see it, and you know that.

My mission here is done. I will leave you to your minions, SA.

By the way, GoPsUx tells me you're just using me. Is that true? :rofl:

goodnight :hug:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

109. No, don't leave!

x(

I've had a really long day. You've got to help me out! :D

[crim son]

110. How can I help you, my lord?

(kneeling)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

113. Verily, thou shalt help me in some way.

:rofl:

Just had a really long day at work, then helped a friend move out of his apartment. My body's hurting in places I didn't even know existed.

;)

[crim son]

115. But you've been a good friend.

Shall I apply the *ointment*? :7

[Starbucks Anarchist]

116. Yes... very slowly.

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

117. I can do that. Initially, anyway.

:evilgrin:

Sometimes I can't believe how much joy I get out of terrorizing you.

Roll over.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

118. Yes, ma'am.

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

121. While you're in an obedient mood, say something charming

so I can go to sleep happy... since your last PM was coerced by KC2. :P No, totally serious. Be nice, in ten words or less.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

123. I think you're a beautiful woman, inside and out.

:loveya: :D

[crim son]

126. That will do.

:loveya:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

129. Sweet dreams.

:hug:

[hfojvt]

120. since they are random pictures

shouldn't there be an Australian in there?

[crim son]

122. They are so random that I didn't consider looking up their origins.

What happened to Random Australian, anyway?

[hfojvt]

134. I think he's on walkabout or something

said he was gonna be gone for a while. Busy with school or between semesters or something

[u4ic]

131. With a shower and a shave,

the last guy would look quite cute.

Tell him that, though, and he'll accuse you of wanting to change him. :eyes:





:P

[crim son]

136. Ain't that the truth!

:rofl: You're a funny girl, u4ic.

[Guava Jelly]

137. I shaved him down for you

man he is even uglier.

[crim son]

138. I think he looks startlingly attractive.

Who knew? :shrug: :P

[Guava Jelly]

139. well maybe before i shaved him

:silly:

[u4ic]

150. No he's not!

:*

[Guava Jelly]

156. You are to kind

:loveya:

[texanwitch]

132. The one and only Angel for me.

He was the only reason I watched Buffy.

[Brewman_Jax]

135. Oh, no!

can't find the pic of me in tights, so here's a friend of mine--he'll do in a pinch...


my friend, badcat! :rofl:

sorry, my pic shouldn't be in the company of such august gentlemen.

[crim son]

142. Oh come on.

I'm quite sure you'd fit in. And may I please steal your worshipful smiley? :hi:

[Brewman_Jax]

154. Of course!

:hi:

[billyskank]

140. Sigh

:(

[crim son]

141. ...

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

billyskank, the sole purpose of this thread was to freak out Starbucks Anarchist which is why I included no other DU men until Reformedrepub asked me to and GoPsUx accepted my invitation to make his appearance. Otherwise you would surely have been pictured!

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[billyskank]

143. Okay, I'm sorry

You caught me on a bad day. :hug:

[crim son]

144. Let's have a bad day together.

Mine started off okay but took a turn for the worse in the late morning. :pals:

[billyskank]

145. Okay. Does a hug help?

:*

Oh wait, that wasn't a hug.

:hug:

That's better.

[crim son]

146. I'll take them both and thanks!

[billyskank]

147. ....

:loveya:

[billyskank]

148. Edit

Changed my mind.

[BarenakedLady]

151. Well you would have made MY list...

:hug:

But I gather that's not much of a consolation prize. ;)

[billyskank]

152. Hi you

btw, you're wrong about that. :hug:

:hi:

[Hugin]

153. Now, where'd you get a silly idea like that?

Jeeze.

[terrya]

149. I'll be the only one and say #4

Mr. Siciliano. Ok, this is something from the 1940's, but he's still hot. :-)

[supernova]

155. You CANNOT have ANGEL!!

He's mine, Mine, ALL MINE!!