The God Of Cheese has spoken, and has said

[MoseyWalker]

Thou shalt not eat cheese again unless you write a nonsensical sentence.

If you have the fear of the God of Cheese that is obviously warranted, then you will do as directed.

Write a nonsensical sentence, or never eat cheese............AGAIN!

[crim son]

1. Huh?

Backwards flying is feet sockless lavender oil.

Whew, that was a close one.

[MoseyWalker]

3. I'm guessin'

you and cheese will coexist together for a long, long time.

just a guess!

oh, and bless you

[mentalsolstice]

16. That hissin' sound...

...went right over my head. But I'm trustin' you!

[crim son]

18. It was meant to.

I didn't get it either. :P

[mentalsolstice]

23. In another lifetime

We'll eat cheese and drink wine together!

[crim son]

26. I think I would enjoy that.

:pals:

[mentalsolstice]

34. But then again...

...you live in Maine...I've been there twice...the second time was chosen by me, for my honeymoon (I ruled)...if there is ever a Maine DU get-together, count me in...I'll fly up! Otherwise, I'm all for girlz getting together IN THIS LIFETIME!

[crim son]

35. Me too.

Ms. Pie and I used to talk about winning the lottery and then having a ladies' get-together somewhere on a tropical island. There would be cabana boys involved.

[crim son]

36. Where in Maine did you go for your honeymoon?

And what month was it?

[mentalsolstice]

41. We drove...Bar Harbor was the main destination

We had a three-week vacation, so we drove straight in 2 days to Bar Harbor, and stayed there for several days, then we leisurely drove thru NH and VT, then on up thru Canada, Niagara Falls, then on down to PA to visit my favorite aunt, and on home to Alabama. It was a great trip. However, while we were in the ME area, we drove around...the people we met were so friendly, and the food...words can't even describe!

When I graduated from law school, my mom and I celebrated with a trip through the NE, Philadelphia, Boston, Maine, and the "attractions" thereof. When I met the love of my life...I knew there was only one place to go...

I do have to add...a month before we united (married), I had a business trip to San Francisco (my 2nd time). So we had a "pre-honeymoon".

Through my travels, I've come to love the wild, wonderful, diverse, tasty, chewy ...

[crim son]

43. I'd like to travel more, with a companion who doesn't yell at me.

I will agree with you about the people here. We're an odd crew but we're kind to one another. It's one of my favorite things about the state.

[mentalsolstice]

44. We're all about hospitality here in the South

However, folk wherever I've been are just as friendly! I really can't diss any part of this country...

[crim son]

45. We had a woman move up from somewhere in the South and

she used to say the same thing about hospitality and indeed, she could put on a fine party. However she was a wicked bitch when not socializing. :evilgrin: I guess we all have our alter-egos.

[mentalsolstice]

48. Did she end every comment...

...with "bless her heart?" meh! We'll drink a bottle of wine dissin' her!

[crim son]

49. Oh no, she was a real miser when it came to dispensing blessings.

She hated everybody and everything... so judgemental. Yeah, we'll verbally beat her to a pulp when we get together! :rofl: 'Cause we're a couple of sweethearts!

[mentalsolstice]

51. Hugs for peace and equality

:toast::evilgrin:

[Generic Brad]

2. That just about covers everything I post

So I get to keep eating cheese.

[MoseyWalker]

4. sorry, I'm understanding completely what you wrote

so wonder what the God of Cheese is thinking right about now.

Please, for the Cheese God's sake, be nonsensical!

You shall be rewarded, or at the very least redeemed.

[Generic Brad]

8. Ahem -- here goes

Brandy toed sloths prefer coagulated Mozart concertos.

[MoseyWalker]

17. I imagine if you sing four Mozzarella's

and one Pepper Jack, you may get a new lease on life.

It might happen. Just sayin'

[otherlander]

5. oh, man, no cheese?

well, allright, then...

years later the stone returned carrying me who finally heard in my long exile the echo in the violet light transfixed alchemically to a point of the fire-centered wheel and howled come back but the dancers had long since turned to stone too heavy to stand and fallen under the bullets that killed their charismatic prophets and flightlessly lamented a flower crushed by the gears their golden kings gone in the leap of the flame and on the other side of that scorched earth i have been banished to the ice age where all must wear boots to prevent frostbite and there is not a single barefoot mind left to dance with goodbye to those who did not know that their roses were not as strong as tanks

[MoseyWalker]

6. Not that I have a direct line to the God of Cheese, or anything, but

if I was the God of Cheese, I would have you sitting at the right side of me right this minute. (assuming the God of Cheese doesn't smell of Limburgher. No one would want to sit anywhere close if that was the case)

[otherlander]

9. man on the moon!

there's a man on the moon the moon the moon because the falcon has landed (and cannot hear the falconer) and now we run into the light like a naked man in an lsd induced epiphany collapse on the hill and laugh earth shaking relief for we have escaped the earth's gravitational pull down into the animal soup of our own creation and stand instead on the saner face of our cold orbital sister!













Am I the cheese goddess yet?

[MoseyWalker]

12. repeating chapter 4, verse 5 of the Cheese Eating Bible

will get you everywhere, my friend!

Me thinks you are at the top of the cheese mountain.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

7. Let me check my e-mail.

! phony try diethylstilbestrol or sort not turpent...

Apparently it's got something to do with viagra.

[MoseyWalker]

10. Doesn't everything?

"Apparently it's got something to do with viagra."

I think the God of Cheese is pleased.

[KitchenWitch]

11. My apple pie unzipped a virus file.

[MoseyWalker]

13. Oh, you dirty, dirty kitchen witch.........

reciting lines from the old, moldy cheese bible.

Cheesus came and spoke of cheese love for all. The old, moldy cheese bible is for those who hate cheese.

Didn't you know that?????

[wildhorses]

14. only will onions after the storm do the upside down

say cheese please

[MoseyWalker]

15. you forgot to include the word "and"

I'm afraid I can't pass this along to the Great Cheese Whiz.

sorry!

[wildhorses]

30. pfft

gee whiz:P

[mentalsolstice]

19. Here goes, after innumerable glasses of wine

The pug queen and the black knight doth rule over all...including their princess slave who loves all types of cheeze!

[MoseyWalker]

22. What language are you writing?

It sounds so elegant when ended with the word "cheeze"

I am, for one, astounded

[mentalsolstice]

29. So do I get to eat cheese again...oh Great One?

I have a fine chunk of pecorino in my fridge as I type! It would be a shame for it to go to waste!

[MoseyWalker]

42. As The Cheese God would maybe, possibly

and even likely say..........

Hell Yeah!

amen

[jobycom]

20. George W Bush was elected president in the year 2000.

Does that count?

[MoseyWalker]

24. The cheese I had within me

extricated itself after reading that.

Evil blasphemous words strung together in a sentence that makes sense to some! Oh! The horror.

I hope the children have all been put to bed. God loves the little cheese eaters. Every one.

[Liberal Veteran]

21. Hmm.....let me try.

Flower air caterwauls slowly fast up the hairy water.

[MoseyWalker]

27. Sounds too 70dees-ish, and we all know

the 70's were a dismal time where people waited in line for petrol, and, unfortunately, also cheese.

Yes. Troubles do caterwauls slowly fast up the hairy water.

Stop it! I am getting a tear in my right eye!

[Redstone]

25. Sinced the stakes are so high, I supose that I'll have to brachen my gazordinhatens

early in the morning tomorrow, or I'll be flechating out of porzinvelbens, and have to call AAA for a tow.

Besides, you never want to be caught short of THOSE, do you?

Redstone

[MoseyWalker]

31. They better brachen your gazordinhatens, or

there are going to me some angry people around those parts.

ooohhhh. I hate when that has the potential of happening!

[Danger Mouse]

28. I used to work as a cheese clerk...and it made me hate cheese.

Some of those cheeses are outright disgusting. I can't understand how someone can eat something that smells like a rotting corpse.
That's the beauty of Tallegio, an Italian 'washed-rind' cheese...'washed-rind' basically means 'how can we possibly make this cheese more vile? I know! Let's wash the cheese's rind in something nasty and let it FERMENT! Oh boy!'
I've read books that say Tallegio has a 'farmy' smell. This is accurate. It smells like cow shit.
Then you have Valdeon, a spanish blue, which is wrapped in leaves. The only problem is, the leaves are wet. And old. And guess what??? They stink. Of amonia. And piss. mmm boy, can't wait to sink my teeth into some of this cheese! what a lovely bouquet of stale piss it has!
don't get me started on the wheels of parmesean, which we would shred and sell 'freshly shredded'...see, it was covered in a fine layer of mold, which i would wash off with a bottle of vinegar. the shit would be so densely covered in mold it would be green.

i. hate. cheese.

[MoseyWalker]

32. Devil person

I pray to the Cheese God for you, but don't expect any results.

Your life must be hell.

[Danger Mouse]

33. To me, hell was the scent of freshly-cut tallegio.

Have you ever smelled it?
I swear to god I only once smelled a fouler odor, when I had to clean out a 'sanitary box' in a ladies room in ames. That was fucking disgusting.

[MoseyWalker]

37. Oh, lost one

cheese is meant to get one's attention! I'm tempted (cheese lord, stop me) to ask you to post your response in a new thread.

I feel so moldy now.

ARE YOU HAPPY!

oh...............

[Danger Mouse]

38. I don't hate all cheese.

Working with it opened my eyes to some very nices ones I'd never had before.

Like one called 'Red Dragon' a lovely cheese with mustard seed...quite tasty.
Also Cotswold...with onion and chives! Lovely, absolutely lovely.

[MoseyWalker]

39. Those do sound good

and your knowledge, along with your partial appreciation, has led the Cheese God to grant you admission to Cheeseatory.

[Danger Mouse]

40. Just keep me away from the tallegio, and we'll do just fine :)

nt

[BlueStorm]

46. The blue worm crawled throught the vortex of the

purple mind. The polka dotted bird warbled a stanza while the clockmaker danced a jig to the rhythm of the tick tock. Vibrant rainbow colors smelled like honey and roses as she lay on the grass making love to the weather. The vibrations of the hurricane coursing through her chakras.

Is that nonsensical enough?

Blue

[MoseyWalker]

47. I thought everyone knew that

though I was pleased to be reminded. I could be wrong?

[BlueStorm]

50. No you are not wrong...

There is a deep mystical revelation within the tenets of the God of Cheese.

Blue

[MoseyWalker]

52. not to disagree, but don't you mean the

rennets of?

[BlueStorm]

53. Yes!!! n/t