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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 01:08 AM
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Check in if you dance like a douchebag
And there is NO WAY IN HELL I some of you are getting away without signing in. Cause I can promise I know for a fact some of you do.
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 01:09 AM
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1. Yep!
:hi:
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 01:10 AM
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2. I have never seen a douche-bag dance
so I can not accurately answer this question.
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mykpart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 01:12 AM
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3. I dance like Elaine from Seinfeld!
And I'm proud, do you hear? Proud!
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 01:26 AM
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4. you go girl!!--here's a reminder--
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TommyO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 04:41 PM
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19. Hmmm - is that Mikasa Park Lane that she's drinking from?
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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 01:30 AM
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5. Everytime I'm on the dancefloor
The DJ or Bartenders call the Paramedics because they think my swingin' dance moves are mistaken for a particularly bad epileptic fit...
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Dervill Crow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 02:40 AM
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6. It's been said that I dance like a Muppet.
Is that better than a douchebag?
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 02:41 AM
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7. I dance like Herry Monster!
:rofl:
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Crabby Appleton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 06:16 AM
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8. If I practice a little I could make it up to the douchebag level nt
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 11:28 AM
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9. not me!
I dance like a scumbag.
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 11:32 AM
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10. Actually, I'm pretty good at slow ballroom stuff.
Nice puppies. I'm in a "DOGGIE" mood today. keeps the mind off being unemployed.
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Zavulon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 01:52 PM
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11. You don't know that I do, you're just guessing.
Good guess, BTW.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 04:26 PM
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12. Why is skinner not on here yet!
Anyone who OWNS a website cannot possibly be a good dancer.
;-)
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 04:30 PM
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15. no way
Skinner is the Baryshnikov of the internets. The Martha Graham of the web. The Nureyev of the tubes.

And he does a mean Funky Chicken, too.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 04:26 PM
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13. In what manner exactly does a douchebag dance?
:shrug:
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 04:36 PM
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17. you know...
all douchebaggy.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 04:27 PM
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14. Me!!!!
And I'm so fucking GOOD at it.
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mark414 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 04:34 PM
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16. which is why i don't dance at all
i got no dancin skillz
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TommyO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 04:39 PM
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18. I'm gay, and the only dances I can do
are two-steps and a waltz! Of course, when I could do that, I was wearing boots and a cowboy hat (how I miss those days).
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 04:49 PM
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20. Isn't that word offensive to some people?
:hide:

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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 05:10 PM
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21. What word? "Dance"?
Yeah, certain religions frown on it.

But give me a few beers, and I won't care

:rofl:
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