Man reads between naked buttocks to predict future (Germany)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

http://www.funreports.com/fun/16-02-2007/1495-naked_buttocks-0

Man reads between naked buttocks to predict future
2007/02/16

Naked buttocks can predict future, claims a blind German psychic. He says he can read people's futures by feeling their naked buttocks.

Man reads between naked buttocksClairvoyant Ulf Buck, 39, claims that people's buttocks have lines like those on the palm of the hand, which can be read to reveal much about their character and destiny.

"The bottom is much more intense -- it has a much stronger power of expression than the hand in my experience," Buck told Reuters. "It goes on developing throughout your life."

By running his fingers along a number of lines on the surface of a client's naked buttocks, he says he can tell them about their future monetary success, family life, health and happiness. (more at link)

[demrabble]

1. I Dunno About This.....

I don't know about this.

I just seems to me that Ulf Buck would have to maek too many ASSumptions in order to predict someone's future.

BUT -- I really don't know.

[petronius]

8. Don't laugh - this is serious anal-ysis...

:)

[XemaSab]

2. I'm sure he could tell me

I've spent too much time sitting on my ass eating ice cream. :P

[zanne]

3. "There is a diet in your future....." nt

[guitar man]

4. Germany?

If they were doing that to look for our future here, I'd say they were looking in the right place :rofl:

[Little Wing]

5. I detect a dark supernova sometime in the next five minutes

:hurts:

[guitar man]

6. haha

He is quick to shoot down any suggestion that his buttock groping might be motivated by anything other than a genuine desire to probe people's futures.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ohiosmith]

7. ...as he said to the guy who swallowed his glass eye "I can't concentrate with you staring at me".

[Burma Jones]

9. I have this done every three to five years.....

Just far, far deeper..........

[PVnRT]

10. I can do the same with women's breasts

Larger, firmer ones give better projections.

[underpants]

11. Dr. Phil Good is that you?

Betty Heath from Mississauga, Ontario stands next to Clyde Hymel from Laplace, La., on Bourbon Street on Mardi Gras in New Orleans Tuesday, Feb. 20, 2007.(AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

[PVnRT]

12. Pffft. That guy is a charlatan.

He just wants a quick feel. I take my time and get the job done right.

[Javaman]

13. Let me guess, he only reads women's butts, right? Or none hairy men's. nt