Things you never want to hear from a lover?

[ohiosmith]

"Sorry but I'm gonna have to raise my hourly rate after tonight."

[Hugin]

1. "Die bitch, why don't you just die."

Okay... Last time.

[ohiosmith]

3. :

:rofl:

[underpants]

4. as expressed in interpretive dance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fQhsXPN1kQ

:rofl:
I sworn myself not to post that on every thread in the Lounge. Glad I didn't have to.

:patriot:

[Hugin]

14. Of course...

But, ohiosmith was begging for it. Hey, it's a theme today.




My, but, isn't the Lounge a scary place?

[ohiosmith]

27. I often beg for it.

[Phillycat]

34. It's the new Thickburger.

[underpants]

38. Now THERE was an interpretive dance!

:wow:

[BOSSHOG]

2. You won't mind if my granddaughter videotapes us will you?

Its for a school project.

[SOteric]

5. "My extremely jealous ex just got early release on that murder rap."

[itsmesgd]

6. "does it burn when you pee too?"

[Taverner]

7. OK you can put it in now

(after it's already in)

[PVnRT]

8. Sorry I gave you gonorrhea...you brother sleeps around too much.

n/t

[baldguy]

9. "This is gonna hurt!"

[SeattleGirl]

10. "Hey babe, gotta jet. Got a hot date tonight."

[lizziegrace]

11. "You heard about the restraining order against me?"

"Which one?"

[Burma Jones]

12. It Puts the Lotion on its skin........

[itsmesgd]

15. yikes

or it gets the hose again

[SeattleGirl]

13. "Hold on...gotta take this call."

[La Lioness Priyanka]

31. happens in india all the time. kid you not.

people will stop anythign to answer cell phones.


i finally convinced my best friend..i had nothing of importance to say ..and could she please not answer the phone.

[Hugin]

16. "It's been nice, but, can't we just be friends?"

:rofl:

[Javaman]

17. "oh that thing? don't worry, I'm getting it removed next week" nt

[underpants]

18. What limp?

[ohiosmith]

32. :

:rofl:

[underpants]

19. "So that's why we don't celebrate Father's Day"

[hippiechick]

20. "I think my wife is really gonna like you"

:wow:

[underpants]

21. "Well at this point I just pretty much consider them pets"

[Hugin]

22. "Hey, come check out the big hole I just dug in the back yard!"

Deeaaar!

[Efilroft Sul]

23. Don't worry, honey, I've seen smaller ones.

[underpants]

24. "Yeah I was in the Navy"

[Hugin]

25. "Honey, where do we keep the cement?"

:rofl:

[underpants]

26. "I want to get a tattoo of Satan doing that to me"

-this response is based on a true story as told to me by someone I once knew-

[Hugin]

28. "Eh, from what I've seen it's about average."

:yoiks:

[Hugin]

29. "Nothing, I'm just packing my diapers."

[Nicole]

30. Your sister was better. n/t

[billyskank]

33. I can't do anything that would endanger my marriage

#1 sign you messed up.

[texas1928]

35. HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHa

[myrna minx]

36. Pg. 147 of Dianetics should get us through this. n/t

[InvisibleTouch]

37. "You belong to ME now."

My response: "I belong to nobody. Door's behind you."

[Guava Jelly]

39. mines bigger

:hide:

[leftofthedial]

40. we should get married

[TimeChaser]

41. Locking

No sex threads, please

TimeChaser
DU Moderator