Does this shoe make my ass look fat?

[asthmaticeog]

Poll question: Does this shoe make my ass look fat?

[terrya]

1. To be fair, those kind of shoes makes anyone's ass look fat.

That's why I haven't bought a pair. :-(

[Richardo]

2. No, your enormous buttocks make your ass look fat.

:D

[ThomCat]

3. Black is a slimming color.

You should be okay with those. :P

[Karenina]

4. You need to try on the "slipper"

featured in the D&G ad. THAT ONE'S DA BOMB!!! :freak:

[Scarlett17]

5. Why? Are you going to stuff them down your pants?

[asthmaticeog]

6. Well, that IS the best way to prime them.

Perhaps I've said too much...

[Scarlett17]

7. Wow. . .and I thought my son's shoes were smelly.

P U!

[HughBeaumont]

8. That bear costume makes THAT ass look like a douche.

Wonder IF he and Lurid go furrin' . . .

[Susang]

9. That depends.

[Left Is Write]

10. No, but your ass makes those shoes look fat.

[SKKY]

11. Those shoes don't, but that extra 35 pounds doesn't help your cause any!

:P

[asthmaticeog]

12. Hell, I ain't losing that 35 pounds.

They can have my penis when they pry my cold, dead fingers off of it.

[SKKY]

13. ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!

You sir, do indeed rock!!!!

[GirlinContempt]

14. Anything that boring is bound to draw attention to your ass