I am plotting revenge on flvegan, any suggestions?

[LeftyMom]

Earlier today he chased me around with a leather shoe.

Now if you're asking yourself questions like "where on earth did those two find a leather shoe?" or "can two people really effect the price of beer that much?" you're not alone. But anyhow. Leather shoe. And he touched me with it. :puke: So he must die now.

Or at the very least I'm putting shredded carrot in all his food and squirting ben gay in his spongebob underpants.

[Left Is Write]

1. You could always take him on a field trip to the fishmonger.

[LeftyMom]

2. That would be punishing me.

Maybe I'll go to the fancy underpants store, grab up everything cute and then not let him in the changing room. That'll fix him. :evilgrin:

[Left Is Write]

5. That's true - it would be pretty icky for you too.

Say - why not BUY all the fancy underpants and then refuse to wear them?

Edit: On second thought, you NOT wearing them probably wouldn't be that much punishment for him...

[philosophie_en_rose]

3. sneak a clean "100% white meat" sticker on his vegan food.

or his undies.

:evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

6. Hmmm, now to figure out where to get one.

I guess I could ask for one in the meat department at the store, but I'd have to go to the meat department at the store. And people might see me.

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. You should make the most delicious looking cake ever...

and it should be a carrot cake. :o

[Starbucks Anarchist]

7. Lock him in a room and make him listen to Nickelback.

[Blue-Jay]

8. Revenge is a dish best served

with crabs.


(Someone famous said that, I think.)

[BreweryYardRat]

9. So you're finally in Tampa? We should go grab mojitos some time.

Of course, I'll have to wear flip-flops. All my other shoes (all 4 pairs) are leather.

Also, I suggest Tiger Balm in the underpants instead of Ben-Gay. It burns more. ;)

[LeftyMom]

14. As long as you don't chase me around with them, I don't care.

:)

But yeah, I thought you knew I was down here for spring break. PM the fella, he's social director and motor vehicle operator, so he's gotta figure out when we can meet up.

[ghostsofgiants]

10. Find his parents, grind them up and put them in his food, Cartman style.

[reyd reid reed]

11. Don't do anything at all.

At least not right now. But -- every once in a while, let him catch you watching him with that certain 'look'...you know the one. That "I know something you don't know. Yet." look.

Make him wait.

And wonder.

:P

[Robeson]

12. You know, I love both you guys, but.....

...hearing about "his spongebob underpants", is just something I don't want to visualize...:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

13. I told him I was going to have to post that little detail.

I'm not sure he believed me.

[Robeson]

16. .....

....:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

19. I don't take underpants seriously

in any way, shape or form.

I have a few spongebob pairs, multiple Superman pair. Some, glow in the dark.

I know...TMI...

[LeftyMom]

20. To be fair, mine have giraffes on them.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, this isn't.

[flvegan]

21. Oh, please.

Are you even wearing any now?

Or, better yet...where did you find them? Seems your underwear has a way of finding their way to...

Nevermind.

[LeftyMom]

22. Yes.

Under the recliner. You know, the one you can't fold up, Nancy. :P

[flvegan]

23. I did so just fine.

I needed a violent primer on kicking the footstool back under the La-z-boy from you, I guess.

[LeftyMom]

24. Well, I always knew that my high school's "how to dislocate a knee" self defense program would be

good for something.

Who knew it would be recalcitrant furniture? :D

[flvegan]

15. Ahem..."chased you around" dear?

Oh, do come clean on this one, k?

Where specifically were you during this "chase"?

How hard did you try to escape?

What happened after this alleged "chase" with this alleged shoe?

Don't lock the thread either, dear.

[LeftyMom]

17. okay

Where specifically were you during this "chase"?

Tampa, Florida.

How hard did you try to escape?

There was a hot guy holding the shoe. It was a shoe, not a chainsaw. Not very hard.

What happened after this alleged "chase" with this alleged shoe?

Fun's over. Can't say. Shoes wound up in the other room though.

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. Y'know the old wallet-on-a-string gag?

Do that with a pit bull and a rope.



Tie the rope to the back of a cross-town bus.



:evilgrin: