The funniest thing I ever heard at a dead show

[Roon]

Haven't you people ever heard of a brush?!??!?! Bobby...my ex-lover...gawd he was so funny!!!

[NightWatcher]

1. funniest thing I ever heard, "what's this?"

my room mate asked as someone passed him a skinny cigarette at the Further Festival, the year after Jerry's passing.

[Roon]

2. That is hysterical

There was a lot of funny stuff I overhear at a dead show. One of them was when we were crowded like cows to get in......"Get me out of here!!!!" lol

[NightWatcher]

3. I've actually had security take my bottle of water away

it was in Atl and the ticket taker didnt want me to have water because they sold it inside, but he saw my one-hit in my pocket and let it pass. Gotta love commercialism. He probably would have taken it if they sold sensi inside.

[Roon]

4. I rememeber at a Judas Priest concert

someone was toking HARD on a pipe in front of one of the ushers. The usher didn't bat an eye and actually was talking to the toker. The usher didn't do shit.

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. They took my water away once...

after they did, the guy behind me, in a deep caveman voice, said "Water bad". Struck me as hilarious at the time lol.

[Roon]

6. The water could have been vodka!!

That is why you should always stuff your booze in your crouch.No one will ever find it there!!

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. Binghamton New York.....1979....Dead Show.....

flat bottle of whiskey.....stuffed in my crotch.....going thru the door.....guard says "what's that"?:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Roon]

10. LOL!!

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[momophile]

8. "I haven't showered since Denver"

I heard this at at Dead show in Sacramento. Don't know how many days between Sacramento and Denver, but looking at her I was thinking it had been a while.

[NightWatcher]

9. Ahh the good ole days on tour

every couple of days, one person gets a room at a local dive hotel. Then everyone that he knows uses the shower and cleans up. That and veggie burritos are some of my fav memories.

[Roon]

13. That's funny!!

When I did three days in Long Beach we crashed out at an all female dorm. We showered whenever we could!!! We also slept on a floor with no bedding or pillow, but we were happy to get that!!!

[SPKrazy]

11. "Here put these under your tongue"

okay, now what.....hey where did all these waves come from and wow, everybody is so... cooooool!


:silly:

whatever else was said that day, doesn't really matter 'cause all I remember is music, dancing, and well that's all.

:rofl:

[NightWatcher]

12. damnit, now I'm jones'n

I miss the good ole days where I could see the tunes travel from the amp to my face.

The colors man, the colors

[SPKrazy]

14. and the tracers

wow, look at that man!

and I can't stop dancing :rofl:

[Roon]

15. My ex and I bought some acid from a guy with a dropper

He dosed my ex, then he dosed me and said,,,"whoops!! I gave you a little bit too much there!!" I spit as much as I could. I was really worried!! "Maybe you had to much to fast"...but i ended up dancing the night away.....

[NightWatcher]

16. the last time I got dosed was when Pink Floyd played Georgia Tech

this song was played, but the vid was from somewhere else, enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj1L5jxlY4U

[Roon]

17. I rolled a bunch of joints for floyd's concert

passed them out...they were accepted graciously. What a fun concert!!