The Somewhat Dull, but Polite Conversation Thread

[Benevolent_Rabbit]

Hey! How are you! Long time no see! Man, you look like you've been working out or something. Eating those Wheaties - heh heh.

and you say...................?

[5thGenDemocrat]

1. I say

"Lovely weather we're having. How's the family?"
John
Expert at somewhat dull, but polite conversations. Though not around here usually.

[Benevolent_Rabbit]

4. Not to be disagreeable in any way, but

it feels just a tad hot here. Perhaps I should cool off with a dip in the pool? Ah, now that would be refreshing!

[XanaDUer]

6. Remember to wait at least one hour after eating

to go for a swim.

[XanaDUer]

2. Thanks!

Had a wonderful breakfast down at the beach this morning, and then went garage saling.

You look great, too!

And, how is the family?

[Benevolent_Rabbit]

3. wow - the beach is great this time of year!

Yes, I have been watching my weight and trying to eat right. Oh, don't get me started on the family, though!

[XanaDUer]

5. Yes, families can be *so* trying at times...

still, you gotta love them.

And, I'm not only working out and getting enough sleep, but taking vitamins.

[Benevolent_Rabbit]

12. Sounds like you have all your bases covered!

Which reminds me, isn't there a ballgame being played by someone somewhere at this very minute? I do so love watching, and participating at times, in a ballgame!

[XanaDUer]

14. Baseball, yes

I cannot abide football, however.

[Benevolent_Rabbit]

16. Much too rough and tumble

It pains me to worry so about who will be hurt in a collision next.

[SpiralHawk]

7. Would you be so kind as to pass the crustless cucumber sandwiches

Ah, Divine. Thank you so much.

[Benevolent_Rabbit]

17. You are most assuredly welcome

my goodness - how DO you put away so many?

[expatriot]

8. i eat ritalin for breakfast, ritalin for lunch ritalin for supper ritain

for nine pm snack ritalin for midnight snack ritalin for 3 am snack ritalin for 6 am snack ritalin for next breakfast ritalin for midmorning "brunch" ritalin for lunch...


that is why i know how many threads have been posted about the unemployment numbers..... (see the story in the latest breaking news and my ensuing tirade)

[Benevolent_Rabbit]

18. MY MY

perhaps you should cut back on the brunch ritalin? Just a suggestion - pay me no never mind if you disagree.

[patdem]

9. Glad you noticed...how very sweet of you

you post enfranchiser...you piece of rubbish my trash man refuses to put on his garbage truck...you you facetious no good post counter.... :hi: :party: :evilgrin:

[Benevolent_Rabbit]

15. Gee willakers!!!!!

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
Have a nice day, now - ya hear?

[Blue-Jay]

10. Yes, yes,

Please give Biff and Buffy my warmest regards. Tell Colonel Bullroarer that I miss our in-depth conversations about the weather and fishing techniques. I'll see you this Spring at our little place in the Hamptons.

regards,

Chaz

[Dem2dend]

11. Actually I was thinking the same thing about you

You look GREAT!
I wish I had your thighs!

[XanaDUer]

13. Do you, perchance, use the ThighMaster?

n/t.

[ForrestGump]

19. Anyone for tennis?

Croquet?

[Benevolent_Rabbit]

20. I play a mean badminton

stand back now, here comes my backhand.

Polo is entertaining also, as is fox hunting.

edit: those foxes are so very hard to train, however. I never caught anything using them as guides. A shame really. Do you know how much a bag of fox chow costs these days? A pretty penny, I assure you.

[ForrestGump]

25. Let me compliment you on that backhand. Yes, a backhand compliment.

I thought that whole thing about hunting naked foxes was just a hoax, though. Terrible business, whatever the truth. Those chaps ought to be jolly well given the righty-o, if you ask me, all the same. Simply beastly.

Marco...

[trof]

21. You know, there's really nothing like a nice cold

glass of milk.
I mean really cold.
I prefer 2%. I know, it's sooo decadent.
I know that 1% is better for me, and skim would be even better.
But I simply can't resist the full bodied flavor and texture of a decent 2%.
I always decant it into a freshly washed crystal glass. Plastic or paper containers just don't do a fine 2% justice.
Have to run now. It's time to rotate the canned goods in my pantry.
tata
:-)

[Skittles]

22. F***ING SKITTLES

JUST DOESN'T GET IT. :O

[trof]

23. You curdled my milk.

:-(

[peacefreak]

24. kind of makes it a milk dud, huh?

:evilgrin:

[trof]

28. God I hate peas freaks.

hee
;-)

[peacefreak]

32. thank you

:7

[ForrestGump]

26. I say, chums, anyone up for a spot of bowling skittles?

Wot?

[Benevolent_Rabbit]

30. she'll kick your ass!!!!!

watch out dude.

[ForrestGump]

34. Oh, I DO hope so, old bean

It's a lazy ass, and I need to pull my groundskeeper's plough....

[Laughing Mirror]

27. Condoleezza is treated like a member of the family here in Crawford

she comes plays the piano, entertains guests always dropping by ...

[trof]

29. She don't do windows, though.

Really into that linux stuff.
;-)

[Interrobang]

31. Condolinux, you say?

Really? I own, myself. Saves on those pesky annual fees, and I really prefer to be able to hire my own groundskeeper, er, I mean, administrator.

[catzies]

33. "I love what you've done with your hair."

"So becoming on you with your features. And I love the shirt you're wearing; that color really suits you. You should wear it more often. Well, gotta dash."

[ForrestGump]

35. Pardon me, but it seems that someone's yak is eating the petunias

And it's wearing a thong and a shirt that I do believe proclaims "Anyone but Bush, 2004"

[Interrobang]

36. Oh, I'm so sorry!

Smedley, Smedley darling! Come here, Smedley! Come on, get out of the nice gentleman's flowers. Here, let me give you some hay...

I'm dreadfully sorry, sir. Please, let me write you a cheque for the cost of the box plants.

That Smedley, you can dress him up, but you can't take him out.