I have no idea why they came to me. I should have tried out my "evangelical youth at christian rock concert" impression. YOu know, the hands in the air, eyes closed etc... I think I do a really good one.
I absolutely can't stand the type of people in that club... Ive witnessed several in action (from a distance)... They are the ditzy-prep-o-matic type who cant say 1/2 a sentence w/o using "like". The girls wear crosses that fit perfectly in their clevage, which, is usually plainly visible. Can you spell H-Y-P-O-C-R-A-C-Y (i cant... end of rant)
10. Do what I do w/ Mormons. at the door (seriously)...
tell them you are a 'born again Pagan'....attempt to convert them!!
But seriously, you are on a college campus, and I am at least 20 yrs older than you - You're only chance is to feign "DEEP THOUGHT" Utilize questions that distract and confuse. Be an intellectual on theology.
You will be respected to the Nth degree and many will envy you. You will graduate before you're forced to come to the intellectual fulcrum of inevitability.
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