Which Democratic candidate would you most want to go to a strip club?

[zulchzulu]

Poll question: Which Democratic candidate would you most want to go to a strip club?

Sometimes we go to conventions and are dragged into going to a strip club with the people we have to schmooze with. Which candidate would be the best person to go to a strip club or an adult entertainment club? Tell why you would choose that person if you want.

[BootinUp]

1. Kucinich

We need to loosen that guy up! :)

[Gman]

2. I would only want to go with the Big Dog!

Par-ty!

[John_H]

7. Bingo!

[WillyBrandt]

3. Howard Dean--Absolutely

He'd be absolutely comfortable and un-shy in the strip club. And he'd know how to get his money's worth. He'd be running the place at night's end, having spent only five singles

[zulchzulu]

4. I wouldn't go

Those places are just bad...bad...bad...especially Tammie's TooToo's...I mean...

[SeveneightyWhoa]

5. I'd go with Lieberman..

..just to see how reacts, and laugh at how out of place he looks!

[cindyw]

6. I picked Carol cause my strip club is a male strip club and you know us

ladies go wild.

[mouse7]

8. Joe desperately need a couple of lap dances

Maybe it'll loosen him up.

[mouse7]

9. Joe desperately need a couple of lap dances

Maybe it'll loosen him up.

[bhunt70]

10. How the Candidates would respond...(please take lightly).

Dean - I am the only candidate to tip Trixie a 5 dollar bill

Lieberman - Look, titties. (Lieberman always starts with "Look")

Kerry - Friends, let me tell you about this strip club we went to in 1976. Ms. Emilou Rothsberg was stripping and she said to me, "John..."

Clark - We need a leader in a time like this! Strippers are not a republican value, it's an american value...$5 lap dances are a value

Edwards - I come from a small town much like some of these women here. I've been fighting for these people for my whole life.

Kucinich - How can we pay for these strippers if we are using half our budget on alcohol. I take offense that Howard says he was the only one to tip Trixie. I have a chart to show howard that proves my point.

Sharpton - We can't have equality, without equal time for private shows between candidates. If you want a strip, you gotta tip.

Carol Mosley Braun - I'm gonna take the men only sign of the door of Chucks Cat House

Gephardt - This lap dance is a miserable failure and the Dick is not happy. (*Thanks to Willy Brandt for this one*)

[JohnKleeb]

11. Gep wants to be the union man for all those hard working dancers

Who would I go with, Sharpton or Lieberman, Sharpton would have something witty to say and Lieberman well lets say Joe needs to have fun.

[BootinUp]

12. LOL

Of course this thread is humorous, nice addition.

[mitchum]

13. HAHAHA

nice work

[Toucano]

14. Worthy of John Stewart.

Funny stuff, bhunt!:)

[WillyBrandt]

15. Gephardt: "This Lapdance Is a Miserable Failure, and

the Dick is not happy."

[bhunt70]

16. thanks, I added that one and gave you credit hahah.

[zulchzulu]

18. Very funny! n/t

[JVS]

17. CMB

Women draw the attention of the strippers. They will dance more for you if you go with a lady.

[Moderator]

19. Locking

Sex threads are not permitted in the Lounge any more.

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