Favorite aphorisms for the 21st century.

[Deep13]

Poll question: Favorite aphorisms for the 21st century.

We all know about cutesy sayings that give advice for common situations, usually too late. What are some favorite aphorisms for this century?

[gizmonic]

1. This is why I dig you so much, Deep13...

You're a funny bastid!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :spank: :spank:

Too bad I can't vote for more than one....

[Deep13]

2. I'm a bastard-covered bastard with bastard filling.

[gizmonic]

6. Like House, you play by no one else's rules...but your own!

Trailblazer! :)

[Deep13]

3. "We'll burn that bridge when we get to it."

[Deep13]

4. "A fool and his money soon become president."

[TOhioLiberal]

9. A fool and his money...

...are soon partying! :party: :rofl:

[gizmonic]

5. "Even a blind squirrel can find nuts"

:P

[NightWatcher]

7. climb down off your cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and get over it

[Deep13]

8. That's pretty good.

[EstimatedProphet]

10. "Science is for nerds"

[Deep13]

11. "There but for the grace of random chance go I."

[Deep13]

12. The darkest hour is just before it goes pitch black.