I am on the Internet!

[swag]

[SPKrazy]

1. which one?

:shrug:

[swag]

10. I know!

It's the best!

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. Did Al Gore invent you too???

:shrug:

[swag]

9. He took the initiative in creating me!

[mainegreen]

3. Serious business

[swag]

8. Wow!

Bad Language!

All Right!

[DS1]

4. ....

[swag]

6. No, it's real!

They have that now!

[Zywiec]

5. Welcome to the Internets

Don't forget to check out the Google.

[swag]

7. I know!

It's pretty neat!

[swimboy]

11. You are the keenest.

[swag]

15. We're not in Kansas any more, swimboy.

[Ava]

12. but are you on the google?

:hi:

[swag]

16. I am that as well.

Wave back atcha!

[wildhorses]

13. why, yes i believe you are --

i can see you through the tubes

[swag]

17. Like Peter Frampton

I feel so unashamed!

[MilesColtrane]

14. For God's sake put on some clothes.

You do know that we can all see you, don't you?

[swag]

18. For you, I have girded my loins.

Thanks for the helpful suggestion!

[BarenakedLady]

19. OMG! U r so 1337!

I'm series!11!!!!!

[swag]

22. I sing 1200 baud handshakes in my sleep.

I am a motherfucking leet-speaking missile.

[no name no slogan]

20. It's not a dumptruck, you know. It's a series of tubes

Ted Stevens said so

[swag]

23. My life is a metaphor for a real life.

Also, I seem to be a verb.

[LSK]

21. did your tubes get cleared????

Sorry if my internets got in the way!

:D

[swag]

24. No packets of any worth were lost in the posting of this thread,

I assure you!

[EstimatedProphet]

25. Well get off before you crush one of the tubes!

If you break the internets I'm going to be really pissed at you!

[ghostsofgiants]

26. I hear they have that on computers now.