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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-03 01:19 PM
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The Count of Monty Crisco of all CAPTIONS!!!
Edited on Tue Jul-08-03 01:20 PM by skip fox


W. is "thinking": "Geez. What's in Africa?, I wanta know. No real sports, only soccer and running
and stuff. Some cricket. Pussy sports. Faggot sports. I'm surprised they don't have polo. . . . Hey!
. . . Wait a gosh darned minute! . . . . Maybe I could get the Astros to start a farm team over here.
Wow! . . . Then maybe other teams will do the same thing . . . until every country on the continent
has a minor league team. . . . Hot damn! . . . Talk about African Development! . . . Maybe I'll get
something good outta this trip yet!"
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leftist_rebel1569 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-03 01:20 PM
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1. but, but, unka dick...
there's monsters in there!
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fertilizeonarbusto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-03 01:21 PM
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2. HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DON'T ASSOCIATE THE CHIMP WITH THE COUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:grr:
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Breezy du Nord Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-03 01:21 PM
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3. Invade Iran or I'll jump!
n/t
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quispquake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-03 01:23 PM
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4. Come Out the Door...
Come Into the Light...
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I AM SPARTACUS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-03 05:58 PM
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12. Comin' Outa the Closet...
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-03 01:24 PM
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5. "I feel just like Great-great-great-great-great-great-great Grampa
must have felt when he stood on this very spot 400 years ago."
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-03 01:33 PM
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6. W is thinking and singing: don't know what all the fuss is about ... Gitmo
was modeled after this here cell here on Al Gorees Island ...

swing low, sweet chariot

... hey, I can see President abba-dabba-do-day Wade's yacht ... it's huuuuge ... I need to think about giving these folks any of Halliburton's money ...

comin' for to carry me home ...
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-03 01:40 PM
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7. The door off of W's Bridge to the 21st Century
It's all straight down from there.
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-03 03:46 PM
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8. Swift CAPTIONS fly from morn to noon
Yet leave the skies of day far too soon,
But other CAPTIONS follow in their flight
To leaven evening and confound the night!

:bounce:
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-03 03:51 PM
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9. From the gentleman in the shadows
What an idiot that guy is. Its 120 degrees outside and he is in the son. Boy do I feel sorry for his country. And do you know there is a group of Murkins that call him Chimpy-boy comparing our wildlife to that idiot. We should be upset. :)


Love ya DU

DEMMAN


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I AM SPARTACUS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-03 06:02 PM
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13. "...comparing our wildlife to that idiot. We should be upset..."
"...you know, we SHOULD be upset. But we'll be happy if this stupid white man will just go away and not come back...maybe if I smile alot, he's not listening to me anyway..."
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-03 04:28 PM
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10. "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
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SPICYHOT Donating Member (345 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-03 05:04 PM
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11. What a pioner
isn't he?
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myomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-03 06:30 PM
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14. What the hell am I doin in this ghetto?
.
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-03 07:45 PM
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15. Come on, DU, the little feller needs
a good caption. He's having a bad day. No baseball
and then the whole Niger thing . . . Gee. Give the
guy a break. Then CAPTION his ass!
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