PSA - when turning in your laptop to your IT department,

[AllegroRondo]

please remove your CD full of porn from the drive.


thank you.

[DS1]

1. Huh?

That's called a tip

[AllegroRondo]

2. also

dont come to the IT department looking for your lost CD full of porn. We dont know where it went. Really.

[Orsino]

3. That's why God invented jump drives.

For Christ's sake.

[hunter]

4. Damn thing crashed...

... and the poor fellow didn't know how to open the dead CD drive with a paperclip.

Show some mercy.

[mikeytherat]

5. Another one: your work-issued laptop, WHICH YOU USE AT CLIENT SITES,

should NOT, repeat NOT be loaded to the gills with porn, including stuff so raunchy it makes many of the IT porn connoisseurs say, "Damn. That's disgusting." Also, it would be best if this situation was not brought to IT's attention by two of the clients referenced in the subject line.

Thank you.

mikey_the_rat

[AllegroRondo]

6. especially if its homemade porn, starring co-workers

we REALLY dont want to see that stuff down in IT.