Duck eggs over easy

[EstimatedProphet]

Mmmm good! Duck eggs are HUGE! At least twice the size of a chicken egg, and almost all yolk!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear EstimatedProphet!

Now, where do you get those?

Sounds yummy...

And I haven't had my breakfast yet!

:hi:

[EstimatedProphet]

2. Farmer's market

I guess, if there isn't an egg specialist nearby, a farmer's co-op may carry them.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. i used to have duck eggs as a child. i think they smell funny

[EstimatedProphet]

7. That's what they said about you

:P

[graywarrior]

4. Excuse me?

[NMDemDist2]

5. ROFL

:hide:

[EstimatedProphet]

6. Duck eggs. I had assumed you were the provider, actually.

[graywarrior]

8. That's a pretty hardboiled statement

Scrambled my brains a little

[EstimatedProphet]

9. It was just a yolk!

You talk like it's some sort of albumination!

[graywarrior]

10. Don't think you can get something over easy on me.

I got a dozen things to do than sit around here and getting egg on my face.

[EstimatedProphet]

11. Hey Benedict Arnold! You're the one egging me on!

You need a hard shell to post on DU. But instead you're poaching jokes!

[graywarrior]

12. What do you eggspect after being cooped up in the Lounge since 2002?

[EstimatedProphet]

13. Well...uh...hmmm...

Florentine!

I'm out. Got nuthin

[graywarrior]

14. I guess I just layed it on the line. You have to get up at the quack of dawn to get me.

[asthmaticeog]

16. OK, you guys WIN!

:D

[graywarrior]

18. Guess we made it clear about the pecking order around here.

[asthmaticeog]

19. Yeah, now you're losin' me.

:P

[graywarrior]

20. Sometimes I eggspress things that go over other people's head.

[Deja Q]

15. All yolk? The cholesterol count must be through the roof.

[EstimatedProphet]

17. Maybe, but they taste good.

Killjoy.