Woman gives birth to nation.

[Javaman]

Upper Volta (ap)-

Woman gives birth to entire nation. Yesterday, Mrs. Matilda Phlapswitch gave birth to the nation of Swankenstien after giving birth to an unprecedented number of babies.

Last count as of 10 PM last night was 20 million. The mother is said to be doing fine but still doesn't believe in birth control.

She was quoted as saying, "it's god will for me to be birthin' a nation".

medical scientists are still at a loss to explain the massive birth. Dr. P.F. Pealy of the New College of Medicine in the new capital of Phlipsberga in Swankenstein said, "well, we knew she was getting big when we had to use a military heavy lift helicopter to transport her to the hospital.

Mother and nation are reported doing find. She was last seen breast feeding the children via a mass cow herd milking device.