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This morning, I unsubscribed to the Mets.Com mailing list I had been on for the past couple of years, after I bought some tickets to a playoff game a few years ago.
But not before receiving this final email from them. IT'S HILARIOUS!!
T H E F L U S H I N G F L A S H ---------------------------------------------------------------- THE OFFICIAL ONLINE NEWSLETTER OF THE NEW YORK METS ---------------------------------------------------------------- Monday, October 1, 2007
Dear Mets Fan:
All of us at the Mets are bitterly disappointed in failing to achieve our collective goal of building upon last year's success. We did not meet our organization's expectations -- or yours. Everyone at Shea feels the same range of emotions as you -- our loyal fans -- and we know we have let you down. We wanted to thank you for your record-breaking support of our team this year.
Equally important, Ownership will continue its commitment in providing the resources necessary to field a championship team. Omar will be meeting with Ownership shortly to present his plan on addressing our shortcomings so that we can achieve our goal of winning championships in 2008 and beyond.
You deserve better results.
Many thanks again for your record-breaking support.
The New York Mets
In other words, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, for spending RECORD AMOUNTS OF $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$, just for the privilege of watching your team complete the Biggest September Collapse in the history of Major League Baseball.
We look forward to the opportunity to take more of your money next season, when we guarantee you lots and lots of empty promises, about how we suddenly have a better championship quality team.
What a Fucking joke. Of course, the jokes on those who spent money to watch this team the past 6 Months.
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