It's the Al Bundy appreciation thread!!

[Deja Q]

Al Bundy Famous Quotes

* Let's rock.
* Go away, Peg.
* I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare.
* A man's home is his coffin.
* Women - can't live with them.... The End.
* Women - can't live with them, can't deport them all to Canada.
* Entertainment for the cave man was simple: Man kills food, woman burns it, giant pterodactyl swoops down, chases woman, woman falls in mud. A good laugh is had by all.
* Peg, I suspect your mind, much like the lost continent of Atlantis, no longer appears on any map.
* I'm so upset I can hardly eat this sandwich.
* I'm so hungry I can eat a vegetable.
* I feel so good I'm almost happy.
* Am I truly nothing? Could the neighbourhood children be right?
* Now wait a second. My pretty teenage daughter with the brain of a fruit-fly earned a thousand dollars in three nights. Should I be worried?
* The only power I sensed was that of the mighty forces unleashed by beans.
* Ok, here's another idea. Let's toss this in the oven and see if it bakes. There's a shoe-salesman in the 23rd century. It's called Shoe Trek.
* Peg, you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex, but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job.
* The opera isn't over until the last heterosexual falls asleep.
* The last thing a guy wants to look at at the end of the day is a woman.
* How about if I get my gun and shoot you with a nice silver bullet?
* Back then mother meant cooking but then, gay meant happy.
* I was driving home, God knows why...
* I hate my life. Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury the wife in the backyard.
* Peg, feed me, or feed me TO something. I just want to be part of the food chain. (from "The Dance Show" episode)
* It's only cheating when you get caught.
* Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death.
* Damn, does my life suck!
* But Peg, we've been married for seventeen years - can't we just be friends?
* Sorry, Peg, I didn't hear you. I was thinking of killing myself.
* Peg can you explain her the difference between expend and earning? who I am asking to, of course you can't !

[abq e streeter]

1. Exchange between Al ( dressed as Santa) and neighborhood kid

How come Santa smells like beer? Give him five minutes kid, and he'll smell like hard liquor..........A sometimes brilliantly funny show before the writers ran out of ideas after 5 or 6 seasons. But before that--- Peg, upon seeing Al watching a monster truck rally or something like that on TV: "Wow, PBS really HAS changed since the republicans took over." And Steve and Marcy, the neighbors, to Bud and Kelly, locked outside the house and shivering, after the kids begged them to "please help us, we're cold and we're hungry"----"we can't, we're republicans."

[LibraLiz1973]

2. No Ma'm!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tGC2LajXRlA

[LibraLiz1973]

3. Psycho Dad!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8GFq6usPg6U

[abq e streeter]

8. forgot about psycho dad

i'm so ashamed, forgive me fellow bundy-heads

[LibraLiz1973]

4. I Care, by Al Bundy

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vnzcLoxIXHI

[Dr. Strange]

5. He scored FOUR touchdowns in a single game!

Touchdown Bundy, we used to call him. He was a cofounder of the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood (NOMAAM).

What a guy!

Now who's up for a weenie-tot?

[Mojambo]

7. Weenie-Tots! Nature's most perfect food! n/t

[Mojambo]

6. My favorite bit

Obnoxious fat woman at the shoe store: "How DARE you say that to my face!"

Al Bundy: "Well, I'd say it behind your back, but my car's only got a half a tank of gas!!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-qRJM5750A

(3:09 mark)

[Initech]

9. N.O.M.A.A.M.