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Edited on Tue Oct-02-07 01:52 PM by MysticalChicken
Sorry, I can't figure out how to word that more concisely.
For me, it was Speed. I saw it in the theater when I was fifteen years old and loved it, and saw it several times after that. Several years passed and I caught it when I was 24 and started watching it and realized "this is the most god-awful piece of shit I've ever seen. Why the hell did I ever like this movie?" I caught it from the Inexplicable Broken Freeway Jump and this was my thought process throughout the rest of the movie (spoiler warning):
"What the freaking hell? That could never happen! Okay, first of all, busses in general are not aerodynamic. It doesn’t matter how fast they’re going. Unless they suddenly sprouted wings, they would NOT jump the gap, they’d go DOWN. And secondly, why is the freeway incomplete to begin with? Did a section fall out, or did they just not get around to finishing it? And oh, a freeway that’s not in use in L.A.? Irony alert! Irony alert! Oh, man, that was the cheesiest line I’ve ever heard. Can I smack Yokel Dude? I so totally wanna smack Yokel Dude. Oh, now they’re getting off the bus. Better not let Dennis Hopper notice that tape is looping. Oh, of COURSE they crash the bus into a freight airplane. ‘Cause, you know, if you crashed it into a passenger jet, that would be wrong. Oh, now back to Keanu and Sandra. Just get on the stupid freaking hatch door thingy, Sandra, Keanu’s not gonna let anything happen to you. Unless he ‘accidentally’ swerves the thing under a tire, or something … You know, this movie could conceivably end right here, but we’ve still got Dennis Hopper to deal with. Oh, he’s noticed the tape is looping. Blah blah blah fast forward to subway part. How the hell could Keanu not tell that’s Sandra Bullock in front of him, even if she’s got her back to him? Don’t shoot Sandra Bullock, Keanu! Nooooo! Yeah, go chase after Dennis Hopper now. Scuffle on the top of the subway with Dennis Hopper, and don’t forget about the fact that if he lets go of that stick, Sandra Bullock will die. I don’t see why he doesn’t let go of the stick. I would. Somehow he’s managing to hang onto the thing, though. Oh, there goes Dennis Hopper’s head. Goodbye, Dennis Hopper’s head. Okay, now Keanu can go set Sandra Bullock free. Oh, he doesn’t have the key for the handcuffs… WHAT??? The SUBWAY TRACK IS UNFINISHED!??!?! They already DID THIS with the freeway!!!! Did the producers freakin’ run out of ideas?? Why not a giant cement wall? Oh, that would be too inconceivable. Keanu’s gonna speed it up? Yeah, you just do that, Keanu. Hey, everyone on the street should watch out for the GIANT SUBWAY CAR CRASHING THROUGH THE BILLBOARD. I’m noticing nobody seems phased by this. Okay, now Keanu and Sandra are getting it on. Is Sandra Bullock still handcuffed to the pole? Oooh… kinky…"
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