"Guido" lips - real or fake?

[Blue-Jay]

[DS1]

1. the three 'guys' need a bullet right through them, the girl a slap back to reality

[Phillycat]

2. That is a LOT of hair product.

Holy moley.

[Blue-Jay]

3. I believe that style is called "the blowout".

It's good for grating cheese and quick identification of a douchebag.

[Pierre.Suave]

4. WTF

are they supposed to be?

[CottonBear]

5. LOL! What if their faces stuck like that?

:rofl:
BTW, are those waxed eyebrows and fake tans? Are those the Gotti boys?

[WildEyedLiberal]

6. OMG it's Joey Porsche

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/06/joeyporsche.html

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/10/joey-porsche-and-friends.html

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/10/porscharch-test.html

[CottonBear]

8. I just found that website! Freaking hilarious! Joey is king of the douchebags!

:rofl:

Here's more of Joey Porsche and some comments:

Joey Posrsche setting his Myspace account to private is not an insurmountable obstacle. All you've got to do is friend him and he will doubtlessly add you as he added me. Hell, I've already friended half of his crew, and let me tell you, each one is more hopelessly douchy than the last. the best part is that I now I get all their bulletin updates, which range from helpful instructions like "MANSION PARTY IN DA HAMPTONS THIS WEKND!!! HOLLA!!!" to such existential queries as "WHERE ALL DA LADEYZ AT?" But even the joy that their bulletin messages afford me is infintesimal compared to the corndouchecopia of unintentionally hilarious pictures at my disposal. If I wasn't so sure DB1 was holding them in his back pocket to inflict upon us when we least expect them, I would have submitted them all by now.

I am proud to call Joey Porsche a myspace friend.

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/06/jp-never-forget.html

[WildEyedLiberal]

10. But not the emperor

That title belongs to Xenu:

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/03/xenu.html

[CottonBear]

11. Gah!

I can't stop looking! The horror! The hair product! The fake bake! :(

[WildEyedLiberal]

12. The hideous tats!

This is one of my new favorite websites :rofl:

[CottonBear]

13. Mine too! It's as good as the mullet website. It's even better!

:rofl:

We don't have a huge population of douchbags in Georgia. They seem to be clustered in resort areas, LA, Vegas and New Jersey!

[WildEyedLiberal]

15. One of my favorites:

I was wondering what would be a good look to wear out tonight.

Then it dawned on me. I'm going with the combo striped shirt, black tie, douche-face, sunglasses, mandana + baseball cap combo, and top it off with a Captain America Decoder Ring from a box of Cracker Jack.

Yeah. That's the plan.

I will then gang tackle a drunk cutie in ski goggles, hook my arm around her, and repeatedly head-butt her ear.

Or would that make me a screaming uberchoad?

Why yes. Yes it would.


http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/09/cracker-jack.html

:rofl: :rofl:

[seemunkee]

7. Prime reason to avoid the Jersey shore

[Catherine Vincent]

9. Are they trying to imitate Bush?

[TreasonousBastard]

14. These douchbags can't even do a decent "Guido." Where's...

the silk shirt with the collar looks like swallow wings and the gold chains?

Nobody gives a shit what you paid because everyone knows you make pizzas for your uncle and can't pay shit for anything, but you gotta get stuff that LOOKS like you paid something. Or steal the real thing.

[mainegreen]

16. That is what happens when you french kiss an electric socket.

Take that as a warning kids! No socket is safe to kiss, ever!

[Bucky]

17. I don't know about their lips, but if there was any more mousse in their hair...

...they'd be the Alaska wilderness.




Hmmm... that one doesn't quite work. Let's try this...

I don't know about their lips, but if there was any more cream in their hair, they'd be Bill O'Reilly's louffa.