I just returned from the White House, dumb and drooling.

KamaAina

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Tue Oct-02-07 03:47 PM
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I just returned from the White House, dumb and drooling.

And now Mr. Cheney says he won't give me my pretzels 'til I finish my book report on "The Very Hungry Caterpillar". Waaaaaaaaah!

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Tue Oct-02-07 03:48 PM
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1. What's that white stuff under your nose, pardner?

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KamaAina

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Tue Oct-02-07 03:49 PM
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2. Uh, uh, uh, (snif) I was just out clearing brush, and

,uh, (snif) I guess some dust got caught up there or something (snif snif).

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Tue Oct-02-07 03:51 PM
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3. Maybe you could use a good scalar planing...

hold still, I'm going to inject Novocaine into your gums...

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Bucky

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Tue Oct-02-07 04:35 PM
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4. I just gave a hand job to Dick Cheney... and boy are my arms tired!

fucker took forever to fire off. Next time I wear my old lawyer dude mask and see if he doesn't blow faster.

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