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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-02-07 06:08 PM
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People that should be drowned at birth:
Obnoxious mall kiosk salespeople.
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MysticalChicken Donating Member (832 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-02-07 06:11 PM
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1. Yes.
What they say:
"Would you like to try our new product?"

What I hear:
"WALK FASTER."

(except that you don't know they're going to grow up to be obnoxious mall kiosk salespeople when they're born, do you? Is time-travel involved somehow?)
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mark414 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-02-07 06:11 PM
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2. a step ahead of you
the person who invented malls
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-02-07 06:12 PM
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3. I have had them try to grab my hands and buff my nails...
Minutes after a manicure. Geez.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-02-07 06:33 PM
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4. gw bush
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-02-07 06:39 PM
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5. But no one is *born* an obnoxious mall kiosk salesperson
the old "nature vs. nurture" argument. Are we to start drowning babies just because we suspect that they might grow up to be obnoxious mall kiosk salespeople? Wouldn't it be easier, and more fun, to fumigate the mall right before it opens and watch them writhe in agony in front of their own kiosks? :evilgrin:
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cobalt1999 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-02-07 07:15 PM
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6. One person I can think of that should have been...
Charles F. Kettering.

While a well known inventor, he was responsible for adding lead to gasoline thus contaminating the earth to a degree unimaginable once. Later, not to be out done by his earlier idea, he invented the use of Freon in cooling systems effectively wiping out huge sections of the ozone layer.

Quite an accomplishment.
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jgraz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-02-07 07:17 PM
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7. babies!
Edited on Tue Oct-02-07 07:17 PM by jgraz
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