Tele-evangelists See Second Coming In The Making

[Deja Q]

[AlCzervik]

1. Ya Rexella!

[ironflange]

2. Yeah, right on, Rexella is da bomb!

Now, if only she'd ditch that crazy crank she seems to like to hang around with.

[AlCzervik]

3. oh i think she and Jack are true believers, they're the genuine end timers.

i wonder if they have daughters what their names are? Stevella, Edgarella, Fredella?

[idgiehkt]

4. I watched that guy once going on about some invitation he'd received

from Bush to be a part of some planning thing in the White House. I can't remember the subject matter, but it seems a female pundit had accused him of lying about it so he brought his 'invitation from Bush' onto the show (though they didn't put it on camera). The whole thing was very strange. That couple really creeps me out, it upsets me to think about all the vulnerable old people they are grifting money out of.

[Zephyrbird]

5. Oh yeah, I've seen them on TV, You know what I say?

I say, "leave me the keys to your fuckin' Beamer! All five of them!"

nothin' like end of the world crap to make people throw money at you, hoping it buys them a seat on the resurrection bus.

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Zeph

[Reciprocity]

6. Mary Chapin Carpenter said it best.

I sat alone in the dark one night, tuning in by remote
I found a preacher who spoke of the light but there was brimstone in his throat
He'd show me the way according to him in return for my personal check
I flipped my channel back to CNN and I lit another cigarette

I take my chances, forgiveness doesn't come with a debt