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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:29 PM
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The world is ending next week Thursday
Send me money, because only I can save your immortal soul in the nick of time.












That is all.
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:30 PM
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1. well shit
lemme dig through my cushions...

will a handful of change work?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:32 PM
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6. Just send what you think that whatever your immortal soul is worth
Pocket change?




No reasonable offer refused
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:31 PM
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2. I have a piggy bank I could get into.
Hopefully my contribution will be enough to save my immortal soul.

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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:33 PM
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11. Do me a favor and roll the change before hand
That helps a lot
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:34 PM
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13. Will points be deducted if I don't? I mean, you can always take the
coins to one of those change machines.

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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:43 PM
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25. Do it by hand
Those machines rip you off by taking a percentage
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:51 PM
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29. If you insist.
x(

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VLC Donating Member (487 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:31 PM
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3. Before or after "The Office"?
Should I set the DVR or not?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:34 PM
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12. During
Too bad you can't Tivo it
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VLC Donating Member (487 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:36 PM
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18. What to do, what to do...
:think:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:31 PM
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4. All I have is like $20 in my toll jar
Will that suffice?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:35 PM
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16. I was on Canal street in NYC
Immortal souls were going for about that price
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:32 PM
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5. i have 3 unmatching buttons and some lint, will that do?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:36 PM
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19. Your soul ain't worth much, is it?
Maybe you should take out a loan?


At the bank... That's where the money is
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:42 PM
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24. i get paid next friday, can i send you a post dated check?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:44 PM
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26. Then I guess you're screwed
By that time, I'll be out of town
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From The Ashes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:32 PM
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7. If I give you enough...
...will the almighty smite just one person and leave the rest of us? I have a really good candidate. :evilgrin:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:33 PM
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10. haha I know who it is!
:evilgrin:
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From The Ashes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:35 PM
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14. hmmm...
...somebody about 1400 miles away from me, perhaps? :rofl:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:35 PM
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15. Me too!
:evilgrin:

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From The Ashes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:55 PM
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31. I'll bet you do...
:hi: SG!
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:38 PM
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20. You want the Almighty to put out contract on somebody?
Let me take it up with the boss
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From The Ashes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:40 PM
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Yep...
...and if you know who I used to be, you'll know who. :evilgrin: Just sayin'.
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:33 PM
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8. Good. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
Will it be at lunchtime, do you think?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:40 PM
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21. I don't know if you could keep your lunch when the rivers of blood start running in the streets
Best to just skip it altogther
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:52 PM
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30. I can take anything if I drink six pints of beer beforehand.
B-)
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Bullwinkle925 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:33 PM
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9. Promises, promises . . .
i've heard this one before.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:41 PM
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22. Take it from me, the intel is strong
No forged documents from Niger this time
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Bullwinkle925 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:48 PM
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27. good grief . . .
THAT's rich!

:rofl:
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:35 PM
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17. Damn, I had plans!
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:42 PM
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23. Screw your secretary the day before
Plans were made to be changed
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:48 PM
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28. Sweet!
;)
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