I will stop _______________ when ______________ is pried from my cold dead hands

[LynneSin]

In honor of Charlton Heston's birthday - complete the above statement

[Ellen Forradalom]

1. ..drinking coffee....the mug...

Let me have one little vice, people.

[AllegroRondo]

2. wanking .... my copy of playboy

[dembotoz]

4. in reality

shouldn't the 2nd part be "penis"?

[AllegroRondo]

13. didnt want to get the thread locked

[MissMillie]

3. it's Charlton Heston's b-day?

Wait 'til my son hears he shares a b-day w/ Charlton Heston

He was always just happy to share a b-day w/ St. Francis of Assissi

[LynneSin]

6. Susan Saradon has her birthday today too

so it evens out

[MissMillie]

18. that one I knew

:thumbsup:

what I didn't know is that she's 61. Would that I looked that good at 51, let alone 61.

[jakefrep]

5. watching "Match Game" reruns....the TV remote

[ohiosmith]

7. I will stop eating at Olive Garden when the bread stick is pried from my cold dead hands

[LynneSin]

8. I will stop tasering Ohiosmith when my taser gun is pried from my cold dead hands

LynneSin-->> <<--Ohiosmith

[ohiosmith]

12. :

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

10. I will stop eating Chicken Pot Pie when Cracker Barrel is pried from my cold, dead hands.

Not really. I'll just go to the one in Heaven.

:bounce:

[sasquatch]

19. And you'll probably do the same thing with Boxed wine until the space bag

is pried from your cold dead hands.
:P:D

[Midlodemocrat]

23. Does Barefoot come in a box?

No, it doesn't. :eyes:

:P

[sasquatch]

24. Sure, you just keep telling yourself that

:silly::evilgrin:

[TrogL]

11. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN OLIVE GARDEN

Olives grow on trees...aw screw it.

[sasquatch]

21. Would a bunch of trees count as a garden or is that an orchard?

[TrogL]

9. coding....my keyboard

[SoxFan]

14. This isn't about Alabama, is it?

[trof]

17. And the NVA? (National Vibrators Association)

Sounds like it to me.

[Dr. Strange]

28. The National Vibrators Association?

What's the latest buzz on them?

[yellowdogintexas]

15. reading........the book

oh yes. Must. have. reading material.

[billyskank]

16. I will stop masturbating when it is pried from my cold dead hands.

[trogdor]

29. It took 16 posts to get the obvious one out of the way.

You all are losing your touch.

[billyskank]

37. Really

I couldn't believe it. :wtf:

[BarenakedLady]

31. You stole my answer...

:P

But I was going to change "it" to "BOB".

[billyskank]

38. Who's BOB?

Actually, will I regret asking that? :D

[BarenakedLady]

40. LoL

BOB is a VIP

;)

[The2ndWheel]

20. living, my heart

Or maybe a step before that.

[sasquatch]

22. Spanking Rev-Acts....my paddle

:spank::evilgrin:

[guitar man]

25. riding my Harley.....handlebars

:headbang:

[Rambis]

26. ....Drinking Guinness ........ The pint glass........

Cheers!

[MrScorpio]

27. I will stop making shows when my Mac is pried from my cold dead hands

[Rabrrrrrr]

30. coughing for freedom...... wilford brimley

[Rabrrrrrr]

32. slobbering orange vanilla creamsicles.... the original Latin Vulgate

[Rabrrrrrr]

33. mooning Fr. Pierre Teilhard de Chardin's tombstone... "Ethel The Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying"

[cobalt1999]

34. I will stop sailing when the tiller is pried from my cold dead hands.

[Inchworm]

35. clicking on shit, my mouse

I will stop clicking on shit when my mouse is pried from my cold dead hands!

:hi:

[sakabatou]

36. I will stop watching anime

when the DVD is pried from my cold dead hands!

[Fire Walk With Me]

39. ...tap dancing... ...when "tappa tappa tappa" is pried from my cold, dead fingers.

Two Lisa Simpson references in one day. I wonder what that means.