People, can't we all just get a gong?

[taterguy]

So we can bang it and get it on.

[billyskank]

1. Yes. I want a gong. I would sound it when my dinner was ready.

Even if I cooked it and I was the only one there.

[taterguy]

3. I want a gong so guests will know when they're no longer entertaining me

That reference will only be appreciated by Chuck Barris fans.

[skygazer]

2. Gongs are cool

And the word is fun to say.

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[Ptah]

4. Global Oscillation Network Group (GONG) ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_Oscillations_Network_Group



http://gong.nso.edu/Daily_Images/

[NMDemDist2]

5. instead of cowbell??

blasphemy!

:hide:

[taterguy]

7. We can have cowbells too

There's room for both in my world

[trof]

6. Or just kick the gong around.

It was down in Chinatown,
All the cokies laid around,
Some were high and some were mighty low;
There were millions on the floor
When a knock came on the door,
And there stood old Smoky Joe.

He was sweatin', cold and pale,
He was lookin' for his frail,
He was broke and all his junk ran out;
Nobody made a sound,
As he stood and looked around,
And then you hear old Smoky shout:

Saying, "Tell me where is Minnie?
My poor Minnie!
Has she been here,
Kicking the gong around?"

"If you don't know Minnie,
She's tall and skinny,
She gets her pleasure
Kicking the gong around!"