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Maraya1969 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 11:38 AM Original message |
Poll question: If you were alone in a room with george bush and he started choking on a pretzel would you |
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deucemagnet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 11:43 AM Response to Original message |
1. I'd give him a Heimlich and call 911, |
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Maraya1969 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 11:44 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. What about all the lives you'd save if he were gone? |
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deucemagnet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 11:51 AM Response to Reply #2 |
4. I don't think his death would save anybody at this point in time. |
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Orangepeel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 10:47 PM Response to Reply #2 |
36. by making him a martyr and Cheney (officially) president? |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-07-07 02:27 AM Response to Reply #36 |
44. No one becomes a MARTYR by choking on a pretzel... |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 02:40 PM Response to Reply #1 |
14. Exactly. |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 04:01 PM Response to Reply #1 |
22. I'd do the Heimlich after I got him to swear that he'd resign. |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 04:11 PM Response to Reply #1 |
24. I'd call him a Heimlich and give him a 911. |
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cboy4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 11:48 AM Response to Original message |
3. I'd tell him he was in the last throes of the |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 11:57 AM Response to Reply #3 |
6. The pretzel has turned the corner ... |
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Frustratedlady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 02:16 PM Response to Reply #3 |
7. Good one! |
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China_cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
5. Ask him if he wanted mustard with it. |
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yoyossarian (821 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-07-07 12:53 AM Response to Reply #5 |
40. LOTS n' LOTS of mustard! |
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flying_wahini (856 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 02:18 PM Response to Original message |
8. offer him a whole bowl of pretzels! and take a call...... |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 02:20 PM Response to Original message |
9. Lead a horse into the room |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 02:50 PM Response to Reply #9 |
20. ha! |
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QueenOfCalifornia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 02:20 PM Response to Original message |
10. Tell him |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 02:27 PM Response to Original message |
11. "Oh...I get it, George! Charades"!!! |
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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 02:31 PM Response to Original message |
12. I would explain to him that his opinion on choking was "quaint," |
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QueenOfCalifornia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-07-07 03:05 AM Response to Reply #12 |
46. x-fucking-tactly |
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philosophie_en_rose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 02:36 PM Response to Original message |
13. I'd pray. If it is God's will that he be saved, no human intervention is needed. |
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Shakespeare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 02:40 PM Response to Original message |
15. I ask myself, WWBD? |
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Lisa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 02:43 PM Response to Original message |
16. do the Heimlich on him, with a lot of unnecessary force! And I would sell the pretzel on eBay |
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mark414 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 02:45 PM Response to Original message |
17. while i would never kill unless necessary, and believe in non-violence, |
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Lisa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 02:45 PM Response to Original message |
18. oh, and I love your "alone in a room with George Bush" -- he is so lacking in character ... |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 02:46 PM Response to Original message |
19. Hah! It's a trick question! |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 02:57 PM Response to Original message |
21. Pull out my camera cellphone, upload a video to YouTube so we could all enjoy... |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 10:35 PM Response to Reply #21 |
34. Oh. Tongue. |
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Whisp (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 04:09 PM Response to Original message |
23. Surprising how many elected D's would do the Hind Lick manoever. |
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WinkyDink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 04:11 PM Response to Original message |
25. That pretzel would be the Instrument of God. |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 04:33 PM Response to Original message |
26. I would finish reading My Pet Goat and then go on an erratic airplane ride. |
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lligrd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 05:14 PM Response to Original message |
27. Take His Advice And Go Shopping nt |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 05:16 PM Response to Original message |
28. i'd use black and white film the capture the moment. |
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RushIsRot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 05:51 PM Response to Original message |
29. You left out an APPLAUD option. |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 08:00 PM Response to Original message |
30. I'd do the Heimlich - no matter how much I despise someone, I'm not going |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 08:04 PM Response to Original message |
31. I would perform the most cruel punishment I could think up at the time |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 08:09 PM Response to Original message |
32. I'd save his fascist ass |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 08:09 PM Response to Original message |
33. I would do the manuever..... |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 10:37 PM Response to Original message |
35. I picked "choke to death" |
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Maraya1969 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-07-07 12:07 AM Response to Reply #35 |
37. Wow you've thought that one through. And a very good conclusion you've |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-07-07 03:39 PM Response to Reply #37 |
50. Well, that'll be my argument in Federal court, at least. |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-07-07 12:16 AM Response to Original message |
38. i'd watch him turn blue |
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yoyossarian (821 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-07-07 12:48 AM Response to Original message |
39. I'd offer him another pretzel... |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-07-07 01:03 AM Response to Original message |
41. Tell him to dislodge it by eating more pretzels |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-07-07 02:04 AM Response to Original message |
42. You forgot, Take the bag of pretzels and eat them slowly... |
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Breeze54 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-07-07 02:27 AM Response to Reply #42 |
43. You aren't alone... |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-07-07 03:05 AM Response to Reply #43 |
47. I is confruzed. |
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Mythsaje (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-07-07 02:32 AM Response to Original message |
45. I'd kick him as hard as I possibly could in the gut... |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-07-07 03:50 PM Response to Reply #45 |
53. There ya go... |
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Whoa_Nelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-07-07 03:12 AM Response to Original message |
48. Why isn't LAUGH one of the poll choices, dagnabit! |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-07-07 04:55 AM Response to Original message |
49. They even spun that episode, do you remember? |
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Starbucks Anarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-07-07 03:41 PM Response to Original message |
51. Root for the pretzel. |
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GoneOffShore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-07-07 03:41 PM Response to Original message |
52. "I'm not sure we got it all." |
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laylah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-07-07 05:37 PM Response to Original message |
54. As much as I would LOVE to see |
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