Who would win in a fist fight between Aung San Suu Kyi and Benazir Bhutto?

[Bucky]

Yes, it's the epic clash of the south Asian political dissident titans!

On the right, there's Benazir "the Basher" Bhutto...
Cool, detached, outgoing, even a hint of corruption as she muscles, hustles, and bustles her way back into power.

On the left, we have Aung San "Bang-a-Gong" Suu Kyi...
Warm, maternal, visionary, biding her time while she gives her enemies just enough rope to hang themselves.

Two hotties will enter the ring... but only one will walk out. Call it! Who will win? Sunday... Sunday... Sunday!!

[hedgehog]

1. Bhutto

How about Abe Lincoln vs. Teddy Roosevelt?

[NoPasaran]

2. Honest Abe's got the advantage in reach

Plus TR has bad eyesight and asthma.

How about Joan of Arc vs. Cindy Sheehan?

[hedgehog]

3. I don't know - Joan never carried a weapon. Does she get to wear her armor?

[NoPasaran]

4. I'm thinking her faith in her holy mission eould be all the armor she'd need

But I'll leave the final decision up to the sanctioning authority.

[hedgehog]

6. Would that be Cindy or Joan you're referring to?

[NoPasaran]

8. I guess it could apply to both of them, now that you mention it

:rofl:

[hedgehog]

7. On second thought, I'd have to go with Joan

Peasant girl vs. suburbanite, I'll go with th peasant.

[Bucky]

9. Cindy. She's older (Jehanne D'Arc was about 20 when she died) & thus sneakier

Always, always go with the older fighter. Us old folks are ruthless and know all the tricks.

[Aristus]

17. TR became a prize-winning bare-knuckle fighter in his twenties.

Don't count him out.



This pic was the only one I could find...

[IntravenousDemilo]

5. How about Bhutto and Aung together, versus Mike Ditka?

But in answer to your question, it'd have to be Bhutto, because I suspect she eats better.

[ironflange]

10. I don't know, either

But what I do know is that I sure wouldn't want to personally tangle with either one. :scared:

[hedgehog]

11. Ok , Lincoln vs Andrew Jackson

[ironflange]

12. Time for the main event!

vs.

[Bucky]

13. Jackson, obviously

Lincoln may think he's a boxer, but he couldn't take a blow to the head.

[hedgehog]

15. I'd still go with Lincoln

He'd stay calm while Jackson would throw wild punches!

[NoPasaran]

18. No, Jackson's tough

He fought a duel once. He let his opponent shoot first. hitting him in the chest before taking his own shot and fatally wounding the man.

[leeroysphitz]

14. I'll take Bhutto. She wants it more. You can tell she has the Eye Of The Tiger...

[bicentennial_baby]

16. You'll pay for the whole seat, but you'll only need

the edge EDGE EDGE!!!

[ncabot22]

19. I'd pick Bhutto

Kyi has been under house arrest too long. I don't think she'd be in good physical shape to take on Bhutto. It would be a hell of a fight, though.